by admin | Jul 24, 2025 | Celebrity, Culture
Okay babes, like, let’s talk about the man, the myth, the eyeliner-wearing legend: Ozzy freaking Osbourne. He was, like, literally the godfather of heavy metal and also, like, the reason your boyfriend wears leather jackets and listens to music that sounds like a...
by admin | Jul 22, 2025 | Canada, Economy
By Valley Girl News Okay sooo, in late June, PM Mark Carney was like, “Let’s go BIG,” and babes, he meant it—he dropped the biggest defense spending promise since, like, WW2. That means Canada’s gonna start spending 5% of its entire GDP on defense by 2035. Like,...
by admin | Jul 20, 2025 | Sunday Brain Brunch
OMG babe, remember when social media was, like, actually social? When people posted random selfies with flash on, blurry concert pics, or like, their cat doing something weird? Well yeah, that era? It’s basically dead. Social media isn’t social...
by admin | Jul 20, 2025 | Business, Celebrity
Okay so like imagine you’re just vibing at a Coldplay concert, right? Like you’re emotional, probably crying during “The Scientist,” and then BOOM—Andy Byron (CEO of Astronomer—a $1B company!) gets caught on camera straight-up hugging his mistress. And like not a...
by admin | Jul 18, 2025 | Canada, Environment
Canada’s Climate Status Is, Like, NOT It—Unless You Love Wildfires, GHGs, and Empty Promises! Okay babes, so, like, Canada says it’s doing something about climate change… but the vibes are, like, mega mixed. So here’s what’s actually happening in our...
by admin | Jul 17, 2025 | Canada, Tragedy, USA
So like, a Canadian guy literally died in U.S. immigration custody and the whole thing is giving major shady vibes?? His name was Johnny Noviello, 49, and he wasn’t even undocumented or anything—he had a green card since the early ’90s, okay? He moved to the U.S. in...
by admin | Jul 17, 2025 | Canada, Economy, USA
Canada & U.S. Are Like, SO Not Vibing Right Now. So like, hi babes, it’s Valley Girl News and today we’re talking about, like, the most dramatic international friendship breakup of the year — Canada and the U.S. Like, they’re not technically at war but, um,...
by admin | Jul 15, 2025 | Donald Trump, Legal Issues, USA, Women
Omg babes, buckle up — because like, the tea around Trump and the Jeffrey Epstein files is boiling over, and some MAGA girlies are not okay. So here’s the sitch: Donald Trump and billionaire sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein weren’t just random party bros. Like, no. They...
by admin | Jul 14, 2025 | Canada, Environment, Tragedy
Omg babes, Canada is literally, like, on fire—no, not in a hot girl summer kinda way but in a full-blown climate meltdown, cancel-your-camping-trip, can’t-breathe-outside. It’s July 2025 and we’ve already got over 3,000 wildfires raging across the country. More than...
by admin | Jul 14, 2025 | AI, Canada, Sunday Brain Brunch
Okay besties, so like, big alert from the academic world: our brains might be going full autopilot thanks to AI. Yup—those essays, discussion posts, even class questions you’ve been “just checking with ChatGPT” about? Turns out that could be making your brain, like,...
