by admin | Feb 7, 2025 | Donald Trump, Israel, Middle East, USA, War
Omg, so like, in a totally shocking and dramatic move, former President Donald Trump has dropped this wild plan to take over the Gaza Strip, move out the Palestinians, and turn it into, like, a Middle Eastern version of the French Riviera or whatever. And Israel is...
by admin | Jan 27, 2025 | Israel, Middle East, Politics, War
After this totally awful 15-month conflict between Israel and Hamas, 200,000 Gazans are finally heading back to their homes in the north. But, ugh, what they’re returning to? Absolute devastation. The ceasefire brokered by Qatar gave everyone a little hope, but let me...
by admin | Jan 16, 2025 | Global, Israel, Middle East, War
Like, OMG, you guys, the Gaza situation is like so intense right now. So, after this totally exhausting 15-month conflict, Israel and Hamas finally agreed on a ceasefire earlier this week. And, like, they didn’t just whip this up out of nowhere – the U.S., Qatar, and...
by admin | Dec 9, 2024 | Middle East, Politics, War
Remember only a couple days ago we wrote about the delicate situ in Syria? So, like, get this: Syrian rebels totally took over Damascus on December 8, 2024, and Bashar al-Assad—the guy who ruled Syria for 24 years—was forced to flee. Yeah, you heard me right! Rebels,...
by admin | Dec 6, 2024 | Middle East, Politics, War
Syria is, like, this totally historic country in the Middle East. It’s right next to Turkey, Iraq, Jordan, Lebanon, and Israel, with the Mediterranean Sea giving it some coastal vibes. It’s about 185,000 square kilometers (that’s, like, 71,000 square miles for us...
by admin | Nov 27, 2024 | Israel, Middle East, War
Like, okay, so Israel and Hezbollah just, like, totally agreed to a ceasefire on November 27, 2024, after forever fighting—14 months, to be exact. This drama started in October 2023 with, like, missiles flying and people legit terrified on both sides. The U.S. envoy...
by admin | Nov 10, 2024 | Israel, Middle East, Politics, War
Alright, so here’s the full scoop on Qatar totally stepping away from the whole Israel-Hamas peace talk thing. Basically, Qatar was trying to be the “mom friend” between Israel and Hamas, right? They’ve always had this kinda special relationship with Hamas, so they...
by admin | Nov 8, 2024 | Israel, Middle East
So, this soccer match in Amsterdam? Yeah, it turned into total chaos when Israeli fans clashed with protesters outside the stadium. According to reports, at least 20 people were injured in the confrontation, and dozens more were caught up in the drama. Israeli fans...
by admin | Oct 4, 2024 | Israel, Middle East, Terrorism, War
So, like, the Middle East is seriously on fire right now, and it’s not even a metaphor. Israel’s totally launching airstrikes all over Lebanon, and they’re also hitting Gaza and the West Bank, which is, like, MAJOR drama. This all went down on October 4, 2024, and...
by admin | Oct 1, 2024 | Israel, Middle East, War
Like, OMG, you guys, so on October 1, 2024, Israel totally launched a ground invasion into southern Lebanon! They’re all like, “We gotta stop Hezbollah” after weeks of rocket attacks from those dudes. The Israeli Defense Forces (IDF) are moving into towns near the...