by admin | Jun 16, 2025 | AI, Canada, Environment, Global, Politics
Okay bestie, buckle your hiking boots and pour yourself a triple-shot oat milk latte, ’cause the world’s elite political sleepover just dropped in the middle of nowhere — welcome to the G7 Summit in Kananaskis, Alberta, where global leaders are like, trying to...
by admin | Jun 15, 2025 | Culture, Global, Healthcare, Sunday Brain Brunch
Too much of the news = mental burnout. One story a day = mental slay. So ditch the drama, grab your latte, and catch the vibe at ValleyGirlNews.com. You’re welcome. Okay babe, let’s just be super real for a sec: the world is, like, always in maximum chaos mode. This...
by admin | Jun 10, 2025 | Canada, Donald Trump, Economy, Global, USA
Okay babes, grab your oat milk lattes and buckle up, because things just got wild. So, like, Donald Trump just went full drama king and doubled tariffs on imported aluminium and steel to a ridiculous 50%. And guess who’s totally getting burned? Yep — Canada. The...
by admin | Jun 2, 2025 | Business, Canada, Donald Trump, Economy, Global, Politics, USA
Okay so, first of all? President Trump just, like, doubled tariffs on Canadian steel and aluminum—up to 50%—like it’s no big deal? Excuse me sir, who hurt you? Because Canada’s steel industry is worth, like, $15 billion, and supports over 120,000 jobs, and now...
by admin | May 12, 2025 | Business, China, Economy, Finance, Global, Good News, Politics, USA
So like, OMG you guys, after forever of this back-and-forth tariff tantrum, the United States and China are finally taking a breather. Like, for real. They just dropped a 90-day truce in Geneva over the weekend, and yes—it’s major. The US was all, “Hey let’s not...
by admin | May 9, 2025 | Europe, Global, Good News, Italy
Okay sooo buckle up, bestie, because the Vatican just served a hot plate of holy shade and I am OBSESSED. So like, J.D. Vance—you know, the U.S. Vice President with major “I read one theology book and got cocky” energy? Yeah, him. He’s been out here trying to use...
by admin | Apr 30, 2025 | Asia, Business, Economics, Global, Opinion, Politics
Okay, so like… you know how the U.S. used to be the queen bee of world politics? Yeah, well, China’s basically sliding into that role like, “Hi besties, we’re the dependable one now.” Lately, China’s been telling everyone at all these global summits and trade meetups...
by admin | Apr 22, 2025 | Donald Trump, Global, Legal Issues, Politics, USA, War
So like, picture this: Pete Hegseth — yeah, the Fox News guy who’s always yelling about America on TV? He’s now, literally, the Secretary of Defense under President Trump’s second term. I know, right? Major plot twist. He got confirmed on January 24, 2025, after this...
by admin | Apr 21, 2025 | Global, Tragedy
Okay so, omg—this is like, super major news. Pope Francis, the actual first Latin American pope and the first Jesuit ever to hold the role (no big deal, right?), passed away on April 21, 2025, at the age of 88. And honestly? The world is kinda heartbroken. He wasn’t...
by admin | Apr 17, 2025 | Culture, Future, Global, Good News, Science, Space, Technology
Okay, so get this: scientists might have found, like, an actual sign of life on a planet that’s super far away—like, 120 light-years far. It’s called K2-18b (ugh, could they have picked a cuter name?), and it’s chilling in the constellation Lyra, right in its star’s...
