by admin | Nov 8, 2025 | Canada, Finance
Okay, so like, the Liberals totally just squeaked through another confidence vote, which basically means Mark Carney’s government is still standing — for now. Friday’s vote was round two of what’s basically a three-part political survival game over the new federal...
by admin | Nov 7, 2025 | Canada, Finance
Omg, okay, so like—get this—the Liberals barely squeaked through their first big “are-you-still-in-charge?” moment, and everyone on Parliament Hill was basically holding their breath while pretending not to care. So yeah, on Thursday night, the House of Commons had...
by admin | Nov 5, 2025 | Canada, Finance
Okay, babes — buckle up, because Prime Minister Mark Carney just unveiled his first federal budget, and it’s giving serious “I’m not Trudeau, but I still like to spend” energy. The vibe? Less “free daycare for everyone!” and more “corporate tax write-offs and...
by admin | Oct 23, 2025 | Canada, Finance, Politics
Okay, babes, grab your oat milk latte because Ottawa is basically giving us budget season drama. Prime Minister Mark Carney — yes, the former banker turned political heartthrob — is gearing up to drop his government’s Nov. 4 budget tea in a Wednesday night speech to a...
by admin | Sep 25, 2025 | Canada, Finance, Politics
Besties, the PBO says Canada’s deficit is about to, like, EXPLODE. From $51B to $68B, with rumours of $100B. Mark Carney is out here swiping the national AmEx while U.S. tariffs drag us down. Is Canada’s credit rating next?? So Canada’s finances are, like, giving...
by admin | Sep 10, 2025 | Canada, Economy, Finance, Politics
Like, besties – Prime Minister Mark Carney (yep, the ex-central banker turned politician) legit turned his recent press conference into, like, a whole mood board for Canada’s future. He spilled tea on tariffs, cash moves, culture moments, and even NATO glow-ups. 1....
by admin | Aug 26, 2025 | Culture, Finance
Okay babes, let’s, like, totally talk money, because honestly, nobody wants to be, like, broke and stressed when they’re older, right? So, investing sounds super scary when you’re young — like it’s just old dudes in suits shouting on Wall Street — but actually, it’s...
by admin | Jul 7, 2025 | Canada, Economy, Finance
Omg, babes, buckle up because Ottawa is like, totally in panic mode rn! Your fave Valley Girl News is here with all the tea on Canada’s latest budgeting drama—like, it’s giving austerity-core, but with designer suits. So, Prime Minister Mark Carney (yes, that Mark...
by admin | Jul 4, 2025 | Canada, Donald Trump, Economy, Finance
By Valley Girl News Okay babe, let’s just say it: Mark Carney didn’t just enter politics — he entered with a briefcase, a spreadsheet, and world domination energy. Now that he’s officially Prime Minister of Canada, we need to talk about how he might also be low-key…...
by admin | Jun 27, 2025 | Business, Canada, Economy, Finance, USA
Stocks Are Literally Having a Glow-Up, Even While the World Is a Hot Mess Okay babe, so like… let’s talk about something actually shocking (besides your ex dating that walking red flag again): the Canadian (and the US) stock markets are totally slaying in 2025 — like,...
