by admin | Feb 7, 2025 | Donald Trump, Israel, Middle East, USA, War
Omg, so like, in a totally shocking and dramatic move, former President Donald Trump has dropped this wild plan to take over the Gaza Strip, move out the Palestinians, and turn it into, like, a Middle Eastern version of the French Riviera or whatever. And Israel is...
by admin | Jan 27, 2025 | Israel, Middle East, Politics, War
After this totally awful 15-month conflict between Israel and Hamas, 200,000 Gazans are finally heading back to their homes in the north. But, ugh, what they’re returning to? Absolute devastation. The ceasefire brokered by Qatar gave everyone a little hope, but let me...
by admin | Jan 16, 2025 | Global, Israel, Middle East, War
Like, OMG, you guys, the Gaza situation is like so intense right now. So, after this totally exhausting 15-month conflict, Israel and Hamas finally agreed on a ceasefire earlier this week. And, like, they didn’t just whip this up out of nowhere – the U.S., Qatar, and...
by admin | Dec 31, 2024 | Europe, Russia, Ukraine, War
So, like, the whole Russia-Ukraine thing is totally still happening, and there’s, like, sooo much drama. I mean, we just had this huge prisoner swap, but don’t get it twisted—it’s not like peace is around the corner or anything. Here’s everything you need to know....
by admin | Dec 20, 2024 | Russia, Ukraine, War
So, like, this morning was totally the worst for Kyiv. Russian missiles were flying everywhere, and, get this, there was also some mega cyberattack happening at the same time. I mean, talk about a bad day! Apparently, this whole mess is Russia’s way of “retaliating”...
by admin | Dec 9, 2024 | Middle East, Politics, War
Remember only a couple days ago we wrote about the delicate situ in Syria? So, like, get this: Syrian rebels totally took over Damascus on December 8, 2024, and Bashar al-Assad—the guy who ruled Syria for 24 years—was forced to flee. Yeah, you heard me right! Rebels,...
by admin | Dec 6, 2024 | Middle East, Politics, War
Syria is, like, this totally historic country in the Middle East. It’s right next to Turkey, Iraq, Jordan, Lebanon, and Israel, with the Mediterranean Sea giving it some coastal vibes. It’s about 185,000 square kilometers (that’s, like, 71,000 square miles for us...
by admin | Nov 27, 2024 | Israel, Middle East, War
Like, okay, so Israel and Hezbollah just, like, totally agreed to a ceasefire on November 27, 2024, after forever fighting—14 months, to be exact. This drama started in October 2023 with, like, missiles flying and people legit terrified on both sides. The U.S. envoy...
by admin | Nov 23, 2024 | Europe, Putin, Russia, Ukraine, War, Zelenskyy
OMG, you guys, things just got way intense in the Russia-Ukraine war. So, on November 21, Russia was all, “Let’s launch a ballistic missile at Dnipro,” and Ukraine was like, “Um, excuse me?!” This wasn’t just any missile; it had a MIRV payload (which is fancy talk for...
by admin | Nov 21, 2024 | Global, Israel, Legal Issues, Politics, War
So, like, the International Criminal Court (ICC) just dropped a bombshell on Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu and his Defense Minister Yoav Gallant. They’re being accused of major war crimes linked to the super-intense conflict in Gaza. Announced on November...