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Um, New Pope Leo XIV Dragged J.D. Vance… And I’m Living For It

Um, New Pope Leo XIV Dragged J.D. Vance… And I’m Living For It

by admin | May 9, 2025 | Europe, Global, Good News, Italy

Okay sooo buckle up, bestie, because the Vatican just served a hot plate of holy shade and I am OBSESSED. So like, J.D. Vance—you know, the U.S. Vice President with major “I read one theology book and got cocky” energy? Yeah, him. He’s been out here trying to use...
Ugh, So Like, the U.S. and Ukraine Just Signed a Major Deal Over Minerals and It’s Kinda a Big Deal?

Ugh, So Like, the U.S. and Ukraine Just Signed a Major Deal Over Minerals and It’s Kinda a Big Deal?

by admin | May 1, 2025 | Business, Donald Trump, Economics, Environment, Europe, Politics, Putin, Ukraine, War, Zelenskyy

Okay, so like, on April 30th, 2025, the U.S. and Ukraine finally signed this suuuper major deal in D.C. — and honestly? It’s giving big international energy. Basically, they created this thing called the Reconstruction Investment Fund (very official-sounding, I...
Omg, Like, Spain and Portugal Are Literally In the Dark Today

Omg, Like, Spain and Portugal Are Literally In the Dark Today

by admin | Apr 28, 2025 | Environment, Europe, Technology, Weather

So, like, April 28, 2025? Major drama in Spain and Portugal, babes. The electricity just, like, peaced out across the whole area, and everyone was totally freaking out. It even hit a little bit of southern France and, like, even tiny Andorra. It’s honestly one of the...
OMG, Like, Is This a Real Truce or What? Ukraine Is So Not Convinced

OMG, Like, Is This a Real Truce or What? Ukraine Is So Not Convinced

by admin | Apr 20, 2025 | Europe, Putin, Russia, Tragedy, Ukraine, War, Zelenskyy

So, like, over Easter weekend, Russian President Vladimir Putin—yes, that guy—was like, “Let’s pause the fighting, y’all,” and announced this super dramatic ceasefire. But honestly? Ukraine was like, “Umm, we don’t buy it.” And same, bestie. 😒 Putin said the truce was...
OMG, Why Is Trump Slapping Everyone With Tariffs? Like, Chill!

OMG, Why Is Trump Slapping Everyone With Tariffs? Like, Chill!

by admin | Apr 1, 2025 | Business, Donald Trump, Economy, Europe, Politics, USA

Omg, you guys, the U.S. is about to, like, totally shake up global trade again, and it’s all happening super soon. So, President Trump is rolling out a fresh batch of tariffs, and let’s just say, nobody is safe. It’s all part of his “America First” vibe, and it...
Greenland Pulled the Ultimate “New Phone, Who Dis?” on JD Vance

Greenland Pulled the Ultimate “New Phone, Who Dis?” on JD Vance

by admin | Mar 30, 2025 | Europe, Politics, USA

OMG, so like, the drama with JD Vance and Greenland is just chef’s kiss political chaos. So, picture this: it’s March 2025, and Vice President JD Vance is all set to take a trip to Greenland. Except—plot twist—Greenland is like, um, who even invited you? And...
59 Dead in Horrific Nightclub Fire in North Macedonia—Were Safety Rules, Like, Totally Ignored?

59 Dead in Horrific Nightclub Fire in North Macedonia—Were Safety Rules, Like, Totally Ignored?

by admin | Mar 17, 2025 | Europe, Tragedy

Total tragedy struck in North Macedonia, and it’s literally the worst thing ever. So, early Sunday morning—like, 2:35 a.m.—this super popular nightclub called Pulse in Kočani went up in flames, and it was, like, absolute chaos. At least 59 people lost their lives, and...
Are We, Like, Prepping for WW3 or Something? Defense Budgets Are WILD!

Are We, Like, Prepping for WW3 or Something? Defense Budgets Are WILD!

by admin | Feb 25, 2025 | Europe, Global, Politics, War

Oh my gosh, like, global defense spending is totally skyrocketing, and everyone is, like, super stressed about it! Countries are throwing massive amounts of cash at their militaries, and it’s, like, a whole thing right now. Europe, especially, is having a total...
Donald Trump Says Ukraine Invaded Russia, and Everyone’s Freaking Out

Donald Trump Says Ukraine Invaded Russia, and Everyone’s Freaking Out

by admin | Feb 22, 2025 | Donald Trump, Europe, Politics, Putin, Russia, Ukraine, War, Zelenskyy

So, back in 2014, Russia basically decided Crimea was theirs and just took it, which, um, caused a major international meltdown. Then, these Russian-backed rebels were like, “Okay, let’s grab some of eastern Ukraine too,” and that whole situation turned into a...
Umm, Does Europe Need a New Immigration Game Plan?

Umm, Does Europe Need a New Immigration Game Plan?

by admin | Feb 18, 2025 | Economy, Europe, France, Germany, Immigration, Italy

Okay, like, Europe is totally having a moment right now, and not in a cute way. So, get this—there’s this whole aging population crisis happening, and like, if they don’t do something about it, the continent’s population could drop by, like, a third by 2100. That’s,...
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