by admin | Jul 11, 2025 | Canada, Politics
Like, oh my gawd, babes! Welcome to the ultimate rodeo runway—Calgary Stampede 2025, the 113th in the leather‑boots-on-the-ground saga and basically the event of the summer. From July 4–13, this city‑wide hoedown is pulling in a gazillion cowgirls, businessmen,...
by admin | Jul 11, 2025 | Canada, Healthcare
OMG, babes, grab your oat milk latte because Canada’s emergency room disaster is, like, way worse than anyone thought—and honestly? The government has some serious explaining to do. Buckle up for this medical mess because it’s peak chaos. Okay, first of all, emergency...
by admin | Jul 9, 2025 | Canada, Opinion
OMG babes, like, gather round because Valley Girl News has some, like, super scary—but also kinda important—flood drama that we really need to talk about! So, you know how Texas literally got, like, wrecked by those horrific flash floods? Yeah, over 100 people have...
by admin | Jul 7, 2025 | Canada, Economy, Finance
Omg, babes, buckle up because Ottawa is like, totally in panic mode rn! Your fave Valley Girl News is here with all the tea on Canada’s latest budgeting drama—like, it’s giving austerity-core, but with designer suits. So, Prime Minister Mark Carney (yes, that Mark...
by admin | Jul 7, 2025 | Natural Disaster, Politics, USA
OMG, You Guys — Texas Is, Like, Literally FLOODED, like, the Texas Hill Country just got hit by this massive flash flood after super heavy rain on July 4 (Independence Day, duh). The Guadalupe River was all, “Hold my beer!” and exploded over its banks, leaping almost...
by admin | Jul 5, 2025 | Politics, USA
Omg, buckle up, babes, because Washington D.C. just got way messier, and you are not ready! It’s Valley Girl News here, and yes, we’re talking about Elon Musk—the billionaire tech bro who owns X (formerly Twitter), Tesla, SpaceX, and now apparently, America’s...
by admin | Jul 4, 2025 | Canada, Donald Trump, Economy, Finance
By Valley Girl News Okay babe, let’s just say it: Mark Carney didn’t just enter politics — he entered with a briefcase, a spreadsheet, and world domination energy. Now that he’s officially Prime Minister of Canada, we need to talk about how he might also be low-key…...
by admin | Jul 4, 2025 | Donald Trump, Economy, Environment, Immigration, USA
OMG, babes, like, brace yourselves because Capitol Hill just went full reality show today! Trump’s “One Big Beautiful Bill” — yes, that’s literally what it’s called — totally passed both the House and Senate. And honestly? It’s, like, giving major “rich get richer,...
by admin | Jul 2, 2025 | Canada, Economy
Okay, so like, Canada is totally in the middle of a full-on housing meltdown, and honestly? It’s a mess. Whether you’re trying to rent a tiny shoebox in Toronto or dreaming of owning your own little patch of land in Vancouver, it’s just… not happening. Prices...
by admin | Jul 1, 2025 | China, USA
Okay babes, buckle up, because the global energy drama is, like, totally heating up — literally. While the planet is melting and climate scientists are waving their arms like “HELLO, CRISIS?”, the U.S. and China are so not on the same page. Spoiler: China is winning...
