by admin | Jul 7, 2025 | Natural Disaster, Politics, USA
OMG, You Guys — Texas Is, Like, Literally FLOODED, like, the Texas Hill Country just got hit by this massive flash flood after super heavy rain on July 4 (Independence Day, duh). The Guadalupe River was all, “Hold my beer!” and exploded over its banks, leaping almost...
by admin | Jun 30, 2025 | Environment, Europe, Global, Natural Disaster, Weather
Okay, so Europe is, like, totally sweating through the hottest June and July it’s ever had, and no one seems remotely ready for it. Paris? A sweltering oven. Rome? Think pizza stone, but for people. Spain? Toastier than your ex’s DMs. And we’re not just talking summer...
by admin | Mar 7, 2025 | Australia, Natural Disaster, Weather
Omg, so like, Cyclone Alfred is totally wreaking havoc right now, and it is not cute. So, this Category 2 storm is, like, spinning its way toward southeastern Queensland and northern New South Wales, bringing major drama with it—like, we’re talking torrential rain,...
by admin | Jan 23, 2025 | Environment, Natural Disaster, USA, Weather
Oh my gosh, you guys, California is like, totally on fire again. The wildfires are raging, and it’s super scary. Over the past few weeks, the major fires in places like Los Angeles, Ventura, Riverside, and San Bernardino counties have, like, burned through over...
