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The Global Economy Is Quietly De-Risking From the U.S.

The Global Economy Is Quietly De-Risking From the U.S.

by admin | Jan 28, 2026 | Canada, India, Trades

Okay but like, if global trade were a high school cafeteria, Canada, India, and the EU are very clearly rearranging their seating chart—and the United States is suddenly not the only table anyone wants to sit at. Let’s start with Canada, which has finally said out...
Canada This Weekend? Colder Than Pierre P.: Canada’s Polar Vortex Weekend Explained

Canada This Weekend? Colder Than Pierre P.: Canada’s Polar Vortex Weekend Explained

by admin | Jan 25, 2026 | Canada, Weather

So like… if you stepped outside this weekend and instantly felt personally attacked by the air? Congrats, you were not imagining things. Canada just got absolutely iced by the polar vortex, and winter made it very clear it was done being subtle. Over the weekend, a...
Canada to the World: “We’re Not Weak, We’re Just Polite”

Canada to the World: “We’re Not Weak, We’re Just Polite”

by admin | Jan 23, 2026 | Canada, Economy, Global

Like, if you were wondering whether Prime Minister Mark Carney is done whispering politely on the world stage — spoiler alert — he is absolutely not. This week, Carney basically stood up, adjusted the mic, and told Canadians (and, honestly, the rest of the world) that...
Pierre P. Sounds the Alarm as Carney Opens the Door to Chinese EVs

Pierre P. Sounds the Alarm as Carney Opens the Door to Chinese EVs

by admin | Jan 18, 2026 | Business, Canada, China

Okay, so like… Canada just swiped right on China, and Washington is low-key watching from across the room. On Friday, Prime Minister Mark Carney announced a major tariff deal with Beijing that basically says: you take our canola, we’ll take your electric cars, and...
Mark Carney in China: Trade Wins, Red Flags, and the Ultimate Foreign Policy Vibe Check

Mark Carney in China: Trade Wins, Red Flags, and the Ultimate Foreign Policy Vibe Check

by admin | Jan 13, 2026 | Canada, China, Trades, Uncategorized

Prime Minister Mark Carney’s visit to China is kind of a big deal — like, geopolitically big. It’s Ottawa signaling that it wants to un-awkward a very strained relationship with Beijing, all while Canada is also dealing with pressure and threats coming from the Trump...
Canada Watching Trump Eye Greenland Like: “Um… Should We Be Worried?”

Canada Watching Trump Eye Greenland Like: “Um… Should We Be Worried?”

by admin | Jan 11, 2026 | Uncategorized

Okay so here’s the thing: the Arctic is supposed to be cold, quiet, and politely ignored — and yet suddenly it’s very loud, because Donald Trump is once again talking about taking Greenland. Yes. Again. And this time, Canada is side-eyeing the whole situation like,...
Pierre P. Is Not Buying Carney’s “Don’t Worry” Energy

Pierre P. Is Not Buying Carney’s “Don’t Worry” Energy

by admin | Jan 7, 2026 | Canada, Politics

Okay so like… deep breath, because this story is doing a LOT. We’ve got Venezuela, oil, Donald Trump doing Donald Trump things with the military, Canada quietly side-eyeing the situation, and Prime Minister Mark Carney basically saying: everyone relax, we’ve got...
Doug Ford vs. Crown Royal: Ontario’s Messiest Breakup Goes Public

Doug Ford vs. Crown Royal: Ontario’s Messiest Breakup Goes Public

by admin | Jan 6, 2026 | Canada

Okay so picture this: Ontario Premier Doug Ford, standing in front of cameras, absolutely done-done, dumping Crown Royal like it’s a toxic ex who just ghosted Windsor. That was last fall. And now? He’s back, louder, sassier, and threatening to fully cancel Crown Royal...
Venezuela, But Make It Global: Why the U.S. Strike Wasn’t Random, Petty, or “Someone Else’s Problem”

Venezuela, But Make It Global: Why the U.S. Strike Wasn’t Random, Petty, or “Someone Else’s Problem”

by admin | Jan 4, 2026 | Venezuela

Okay, so let’s be real for a second: Venezuela has been “in crisis” for years, and a lot of people outside Latin America kind of tuned it out. Like, tragic, yes — but also far away, complicated, and not trending. Except now? The U.S. just made it very, very clear that...
Mark Carney Does Diplomacy, Pierre P. Does Trump Applause: Canada Reacts to Venezuela Chaos

Mark Carney Does Diplomacy, Pierre P. Does Trump Applause: Canada Reacts to Venezuela Chaos

by admin | Jan 4, 2026 | Canada, Venezuela, War

Okay so like… imagine a geopolitical crisis where one guy is calmly clutching international law like a security blanket, and another is basically smashing the repost button on Donald Trump like it’s fan merch. Welcome to Canada’s very different reactions to the sudden...
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