by admin | Mar 22, 2025 | Africa, Politics, War
Sudan is like, totally in chaos right now, and it’s all because these two ex-BFFs, Lt. Gen. Abdel Fattah al-Burhan and Lt. Gen. Mohamed Hamdan Dagalo—aka Hemedti—are basically in a full-blown, power-hungry breakup. So, like, the Sudanese military, which Burhan...
by admin | Mar 19, 2025 | Israel, Middle East, War
Omg, so like, Israel just totally went back into attack mode on Gaza, and it’s a full-blown disaster. The ceasefire that started on January 19? Yeah, that’s officially over, and now everything is, like, blowing up again—literally. Since Tuesday, over 400 people in...
by admin | Mar 14, 2025 | Putin, Russia, Ukraine, War, Zelenskyy
Let’s take a step back and like, get the full tea on this whole Ukraine-Russia mess, because it has been dragging on forever. So, Russia totally invaded Ukraine on February 24, 2022, thinking it would be, like, a quick little military flex. But oops, Ukraine was not...
by admin | Mar 11, 2025 | Putin, Russia, Ukraine, War, Zelenskyy
So, like, in a major plot twist, Ukraine just went full send on Moscow with this massive drone attack—like, right as the U.S. and Ukrainian bigwigs were, you know, sipping tea and chatting about peace in Saudi Arabia. Talk about bad timing for Russia! The Russian...
by admin | Feb 25, 2025 | Europe, Global, Politics, War
Oh my gosh, like, global defense spending is totally skyrocketing, and everyone is, like, super stressed about it! Countries are throwing massive amounts of cash at their militaries, and it’s, like, a whole thing right now. Europe, especially, is having a total...
by admin | Feb 22, 2025 | Donald Trump, Europe, Politics, Putin, Russia, Ukraine, War, Zelenskyy
So, back in 2014, Russia basically decided Crimea was theirs and just took it, which, um, caused a major international meltdown. Then, these Russian-backed rebels were like, “Okay, let’s grab some of eastern Ukraine too,” and that whole situation turned into a...
by admin | Feb 20, 2025 | Donald Trump, Global, Putin, Russia, USA, War
OMG, so like, President Trump is totally shaking things up with Russia, and the drama is, like, off the charts. So, he’s all about getting chummy with Vladimir Putin to, like, end the war in Ukraine. But, like, everyone’s freaking out because Ukraine’s still, like,...
by admin | Feb 15, 2025 | Donald Trump, Europe, Politics, Putin, Russia, Ukraine, War, Zelenskyy
Oh my gosh, so like, Russia’s whole invasion of Ukraine? It’s literally been, like, the biggest drama in Europe since, I don’t know, forever. So, picture this—on February 24, 2022, Russian forces were all like, “We’re just gonna take over Kyiv, Kharkiv, and a bunch of...
by admin | Feb 7, 2025 | Donald Trump, Israel, Middle East, USA, War
Omg, so like, in a totally shocking and dramatic move, former President Donald Trump has dropped this wild plan to take over the Gaza Strip, move out the Palestinians, and turn it into, like, a Middle Eastern version of the French Riviera or whatever. And Israel is...
by admin | Jan 27, 2025 | Israel, Middle East, Politics, War
After this totally awful 15-month conflict between Israel and Hamas, 200,000 Gazans are finally heading back to their homes in the north. But, ugh, what they’re returning to? Absolute devastation. The ceasefire brokered by Qatar gave everyone a little hope, but let me...
