by admin | Jul 17, 2025 | Canada, Tragedy, USA
So like, a Canadian guy literally died in U.S. immigration custody and the whole thing is giving major shady vibes?? His name was Johnny Noviello, 49, and he wasn’t even undocumented or anything—he had a green card since the early ’90s, okay? He moved to the U.S. in...
by admin | Jul 17, 2025 | Canada, Economy, USA
Canada & U.S. Are Like, SO Not Vibing Right Now. So like, hi babes, it’s Valley Girl News and today we’re talking about, like, the most dramatic international friendship breakup of the year — Canada and the U.S. Like, they’re not technically at war but, um,...
by admin | Jul 15, 2025 | Donald Trump, Legal Issues, USA, Women
Omg babes, buckle up — because like, the tea around Trump and the Jeffrey Epstein files is boiling over, and some MAGA girlies are not okay. So here’s the sitch: former President Trump and billionaire sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein weren’t just random party bros....
by admin | Jul 14, 2025 | Canada, Environment, Tragedy
Omg babes, Canada is literally, like, on fire—no, not in a hot girl summer kinda way but in a full-blown climate meltdown, cancel-your-camping-trip, can’t-breathe-outside. It’s July 2025 and we’ve already got over 3,000 wildfires raging across the country. More than...
by admin | Jul 14, 2025 | AI, Canada, Sunday Brain Brunch
Okay besties, so like, big alert from the academic world: our brains might be going full autopilot thanks to AI. Yup—those essays, discussion posts, even class questions you’ve been “just checking with ChatGPT” about? Turns out that could be making your brain, like,...
by admin | Jul 11, 2025 | Canada, Politics
Like, oh my gawd, babes! Welcome to the ultimate rodeo runway—Calgary Stampede 2025, the 113th in the leather‑boots-on-the-ground saga and basically the event of the summer. From July 4–13, this city‑wide hoedown is pulling in a gazillion cowgirls, businessmen,...
by admin | Jul 11, 2025 | Canada, Healthcare
OMG, babes, grab your oat milk latte because Canada’s emergency room disaster is, like, way worse than anyone thought—and honestly? The government has some serious explaining to do. Buckle up for this medical mess because it’s peak chaos. Okay, first of all, emergency...
by admin | Jul 9, 2025 | Canada, Opinion
OMG babes, like, gather round because Valley Girl News has some, like, super scary—but also kinda important—flood drama that we really need to talk about! So, you know how Texas literally got, like, wrecked by those horrific flash floods? Yeah, over 100 people have...
by admin | Jul 7, 2025 | Canada, Economy, Finance
Omg, babes, buckle up because Ottawa is like, totally in panic mode rn! Your fave Valley Girl News is here with all the tea on Canada’s latest budgeting drama—like, it’s giving austerity-core, but with designer suits. So, Prime Minister Mark Carney (yes, that Mark...
by admin | Jul 7, 2025 | Natural Disaster, Politics, USA
OMG, You Guys — Texas Is, Like, Literally FLOODED, like, the Texas Hill Country just got hit by this massive flash flood after super heavy rain on July 4 (Independence Day, duh). The Guadalupe River was all, “Hold my beer!” and exploded over its banks, leaping almost...
