by admin | Nov 25, 2025 | Economy, Finance
Okay babe, so like… financial markets these past few months? Picture a girl boss who’s absolutely killing it at work but also crying in her car between meetings — that is literally the economy right now. It has been SUCH a saga, so grab your iced caramel macchiato...
by admin | Nov 8, 2025 | Economy, Environment
OMG okay, like ten years after the Paris Agreement, the vibes are in a totally glow-up kind of way. So, here’s the deal: even though the world’s leaders are literally flying into the Amazon rainforest right now to talk climate goals under this like, super gloomy...
by admin | Sep 18, 2025 | Canada, Economy, Politics, Trades
So, like, Prime Minister Mark Carney is sooo not here for awkward vibes anymore. On Thursday, he jetted into Mexico City for a two-day bestie summit with President Claudia Sheinbaum at the National Palace, and, omg, the drama they’re burying is chef’s kiss messy....
by admin | Sep 10, 2025 | Canada, Economy, Finance, Politics
Like, besties – Prime Minister Mark Carney (yep, the ex-central banker turned politician) legit turned his recent press conference into, like, a whole mood board for Canada’s future. He spilled tea on tariffs, cash moves, culture moments, and even NATO glow-ups. 1....
by admin | Sep 1, 2025 | Asia, Business, China, Economy, Politics, Russia
Okay, babes, buckle up because global politics just turned into, like, the messiest group chat ever. While Washington is still trying to play “we’re the boss of the world,” China’s President Xi Jinping is basically like, “Um, no sweetie, I’m main character energy...
by admin | Jul 29, 2025 | Canada, Economy, Travel, USA
Buckle up, babe, because like, the most iconic travel breakup of the year just happened—and it’s Canada saying, “Bye, girl” to the good ol’ U.S. of A. So like, back until 2024, Canadians were obsessed with American getaways. We’re talking 20.4 million trips in...
by admin | Jul 25, 2025 | Canada, Economy, Uncategorized, USA
Like, oh my gosh, buckle up babes because things are totally not chill between the U.S. and Canada right now — and it’s, like, so your wallet’s problem now too. Welcome to Valley Girl News where trade wars are so last season, but nobody told Trump. Trump just casually...
by admin | Jul 22, 2025 | Canada, Economy
By Valley Girl News Okay sooo, in late June, PM Mark Carney was like, “Let’s go BIG,” and babes, he meant it—he dropped the biggest defense spending promise since, like, WW2. That means Canada’s gonna start spending 5% of its entire GDP on defense by 2035. Like,...
by admin | Jul 17, 2025 | Canada, Economy, USA
Canada & U.S. Are Like, SO Not Vibing Right Now. So like, hi babes, it’s Valley Girl News and today we’re talking about, like, the most dramatic international friendship breakup of the year — Canada and the U.S. Like, they’re not technically at war but, um,...
by admin | Jul 7, 2025 | Canada, Economy, Finance
Omg, babes, buckle up because Ottawa is like, totally in panic mode rn! Your fave Valley Girl News is here with all the tea on Canada’s latest budgeting drama—like, it’s giving austerity-core, but with designer suits. So, Prime Minister Mark Carney (yes, that Mark...
