by admin | Oct 9, 2025 | Gaza, Israel, USA, War
Omg okay so like — it’s totally happening. Israelis and Palestinians were literally celebrating in the streets on Thursday after Hamas and Israel signed this major ceasefire agreement that’s basically, like, the biggest step ever toward ending the two-year war in...
by admin | Sep 30, 2025 | Gaza, USA, War
Okay, so like, President Donald Trump just totally dropped this mega dramatic 20-point peace plan to end the war in Gaza, and honestly? It’s giving last-ditch, Hail Mary vibes. He rolled it out Monday with Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu standing right...
by admin | Jul 31, 2025 | Gaza, Global, Middle East, Opinion
Okay besties, let’s be clear: we live in an age where you can literally get oat milk in orbit and WiFi on a ski lift. So like… why are children in Gaza starving to death in garbage-bag diapers? This is Valley Girl news reporting live from a Sephora parking lot near an...
by admin | May 21, 2025 | Gaza, Israel, Middle East, War
Okay, so like… what’s happening in Gaza right now is honestly beyond heartbreaking. And no, I’m not being dramatic—it’s literally a full-blown starvation crisis. Like, imagine waking up and there’s just nothing to eat. Not in your kitchen, not in the store, not...
