Wait… Did Carney Just Shake Up EVERYTHING?

Wait… Did Carney Just Shake Up EVERYTHING?

So, like, Canada’s whole vibe right now? Total rollercoaster, and not even the fun Six Flags kind. Parliament is basically giving “messy group project energy” where no one agrees but everyone still wants credit. It’s, like, constant squabbling over who’s the main...
Alberta vs Ottawa: Who’s REALLY Riding Canada Now?

Alberta vs Ottawa: Who’s REALLY Riding Canada Now?

Like, oh my gawd, babes! Welcome to the ultimate rodeo runway—Calgary Stampede 2025, the 113th in the leather‑boots-on-the-ground saga and basically the event of the summer. From July 4–13, this city‑wide hoedown is pulling in a gazillion cowgirls, businessmen,...
Did Elon Musk Just Try to BUY Congress?!

Did Elon Musk Just Try to BUY Congress?!

Omg, buckle up, babes, because Washington D.C. just got way messier, and you are not ready! It’s Valley Girl News here, and yes, we’re talking about Elon Musk—the billionaire tech bro who owns X (formerly Twitter), Tesla, SpaceX, and now apparently, America’s...