by admin | Aug 27, 2025 | Canada, Donald Trump, Politics, USA
Okay, babes, so like, whether you love him, hate him, or just scroll past him on your feed, Donald Trump’s second White House era (2025 edition) is basically rewriting the American script. And honestly? It’s, like, huge. Let’s spill the facts — no judgement, just...
by admin | Aug 22, 2025 | Canada, Politics
So, like, Canada’s whole vibe right now? Total rollercoaster, and not even the fun Six Flags kind. Parliament is basically giving “messy group project energy” where no one agrees but everyone still wants credit. It’s, like, constant squabbling over who’s the main...
by admin | Aug 19, 2025 | Canada, Elections, Politics
Okay babes, like grab your pumpkin spice latte because this one is straight-up reality TV meets democracy. Pierre P. — yes, that Pierre, the Conservative leader who flopped in April harder than a cheap eyelash in a rainstorm — is trying to claw his way back into...
by admin | Jul 11, 2025 | Canada, Politics
Like, oh my gawd, babes! Welcome to the ultimate rodeo runway—Calgary Stampede 2025, the 113th in the leather‑boots-on-the-ground saga and basically the event of the summer. From July 4–13, this city‑wide hoedown is pulling in a gazillion cowgirls, businessmen,...
by admin | Jul 7, 2025 | Natural Disaster, Politics, USA
OMG, You Guys — Texas Is, Like, Literally FLOODED, like, the Texas Hill Country just got hit by this massive flash flood after super heavy rain on July 4 (Independence Day, duh). The Guadalupe River was all, “Hold my beer!” and exploded over its banks, leaping almost...
by admin | Jul 5, 2025 | Politics, USA
Omg, buckle up, babes, because Washington D.C. just got way messier, and you are not ready! It’s Valley Girl News here, and yes, we’re talking about Elon Musk—the billionaire tech bro who owns X (formerly Twitter), Tesla, SpaceX, and now apparently, America’s...
by admin | Jun 24, 2025 | Environment, Future, Global, Politics
— Valley Girl News, reporting from the frontlines of fab and foreign policy Okay besties, gather ‘round because the tea from the NATO Summit today is, like, burning. The alliance is officially having the “can-you-even-afford-that?” moment in history, and the drama is...
by admin | Jun 17, 2025 | Canada, Donald Trump, Economy, Politics, USA
Okay babes, gather ’round because guess who just Irish exited the G7 summit like it was a brunch he didn’t wanna pay for? Yup—Donald J. Trump, the king of chaos, just packed up his MAGA mood and bounced out early from the G7 meeting in Kananaskis like it was...
by admin | Jun 16, 2025 | AI, Canada, Environment, Global, Politics
Okay bestie, buckle your hiking boots and pour yourself a triple-shot oat milk latte, ’cause the world’s elite political sleepover just dropped in the middle of nowhere — welcome to the G7 Summit in Kananaskis, Alberta, where global leaders are like, trying to...
by admin | Jun 11, 2025 | Donald Trump, Legal Issues, Politics, USA
Okay babes, buckle up — because California is in, like, full drama mode right now. Governor Gavin Newsom? Literally on fire today (metaphorically, duh). And the reason? President Trump just went full Commander Barbie and decided to unilaterally send the National Guard...