by admin | Aug 20, 2025 | Canada, Legal Issues, Opinion, USA
Okay babes, so like, the Arctic? Yeah, it’s not just about polar bears and cute snowy vibes anymore. It’s basically, um, the newest VIP section of the global club—and everyone’s elbowing their way in. Russia, Canada, the U.S., and even Denmark are all fighting over...
by admin | Aug 19, 2025 | Canada, Elections, Politics
Okay babes, like grab your pumpkin spice latte because this one is straight-up reality TV meets democracy. Pierre P. — yes, that Pierre, the Conservative leader who flopped in April harder than a cheap eyelash in a rainstorm — is trying to claw his way back into...
by admin | Aug 18, 2025 | Donald Trump, Ukraine, War, Zelenskyy
Okay babes, so like Monday was totally not just a regular Monday, it was, um, mega dramatic Monday! President Volodymyr Zelensky showed up at the White House looking all serious-chic, President Donald Trump was already flexing about how he “just hung out” with Putin...
by admin | Aug 17, 2025 | Donald Trump, Europe, Putin, Ukraine, War, Zelenskyy
So, babes, picture it: Anchorage, Alaska, Friday night. Trump and Putin stroll into J-B Elmendorf-Richardson like they’re co-headlining Coachella. There’s handshakes, flyovers, and sooo many reporters screaming “Ukraine?? Ukraine??” at Putin, who—shockingly—didn’t,...
by admin | Aug 16, 2025 | Canada
Okay babes, so like, Air Canada literally said bye-bye skies and the flight attendants totally walked off the job at 1 a.m. Saturday in what is basically Canada’s biggest airport runway meltdown since, like, forever. And omg, if you had travel plans? Yeah, so sorry,...
by admin | Jul 31, 2025 | Gaza, Global, Middle East, Opinion
Okay besties, let’s be clear: we live in an age where you can literally get oat milk in orbit and WiFi on a ski lift. So like… why are children in Gaza starving to death in garbage-bag diapers? This is Valley Girl news reporting live from a Sephora parking lot near an...
by admin | Jul 30, 2025 | Canada, Celebrity
By Valley Girl News At one point, betting sites gave Mélanie Joly—aka Canada’s Foreign Affairs Minister—a spicy 63% implied chance of becoming Trudeau’s next boo, based purely on some cozy lunch sightings and political ‘chemistry’ hotter than a G7 summit. Okay, babes....
by admin | Jul 29, 2025 | Culture, Opinion, Women
Okay soooo… can we not romanticize being a woman in 2025 until we talk about how we have to like, run background checks on every man who buys us a matcha latte? Because dating is supposed to be cute, not a true crime documentary in the making. This is Valley Girl News...
by admin | Jul 29, 2025 | Canada, Economy, Travel, USA
Buckle up, babe, because like, the most iconic travel breakup of the year just happened—and it’s Canada saying, “Bye, girl” to the good ol’ U.S. of A. So like, back until 2024, Canadians were obsessed with American getaways. We’re talking 20.4 million trips in...
by admin | Jul 27, 2025 | Sunday Brain Brunch
Omigod babes, Girl Math is, like, totally the reason your bank account is crying but your serotonin levels are THRIVING. Welcome to the era of glam financial delusion—where returning an outfit is basically income and paying in cash is free. And no, this isn’t satire,...
