Omg babes, buckle up — because like, the tea around Trump and the Jeffrey Epstein files is boiling over, and some MAGA girlies are not okay.
So here’s the sitch: Donald Trump and billionaire sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein weren’t just random party bros. Like, no. They were actual friends back in the day. We’re talking early 1990s Mar-a-Lago pool parties, flights on private jets, and Trump literally telling New York Magazine that Epstein was “a terrific guy” who liked women “on the younger side.” Eww.
They partied together for years — until a 2004 real estate fight made things icy. But that didn’t erase the receipts. Epstein’s little black book? Trump’s name was in it. Flight logs? Trump. Photos? Everywhere. One video from 1992 even shows Trump and Epstein at Mar-a-Lago pointing at cheerleaders together. Yikes.
And btw, Epstein also had a home just minutes from Mar-a-Lago. So like… don’t tell us they weren’t tight.
Fast forward to 2025, and MAGA world was obsessed with the idea that Trump would be the one to “expose the Epstein client list.” Like, they were sure it would take down Hollywood elites, royal creeps, and deep state demons. Enter Trump’s bestie Pam Bondi, now Attorney General. She promised transparency, and in February she released the so-called Epstein files. But babes… they were totally redacted. Like, Sharpie attack redacted. Pages of black boxes. And not even the juicy kind.
And now? A Department of Justice memo just dropped, saying:
- There’s no “client list.”
- Epstein’s 2019 jail death was a suicide.
- No new charges are coming.
Cue the MAGA meltdown. Dan Bongino called it a “cover-up.” Laura Loomer said Trump “lied.” Tucker Carlson — yes, him — said people should be ashamed for trusting this process. Even Kash Patel and Roger Stone are throwing shade. Some influencers are even calling for Pam Bondi to be fired. And Speaker Mike Johnson? He wants everything unredacted like, yesterday.
And Trump? He’s pretending he’s chill. He says Epstein’s death was “suspicious,” but also that Pam Bondi should “release whatever she thinks is credible.” Um, okay? That’s not exactly the takedown the base was promised.
So now, MAGA influencers are split. Some still stan Trump no matter what. But others feel betrayed that their king isn’t naming names. One even said, “If Trump’s not gonna burn the swamp, maybe he’s part of it.” Gasp.
And like, let’s be real — the DOJ basically said, “We checked. There’s nothing else. Let it go.” But no one’s letting go. Not when the vibes say something shady went down. This could totally shake Trump’s 2024 campaign (again), especially with hardcore conspiracy fans.
Also? The whole thing is super awkward, because Trump is literally the one guy who could have told us more. He partied with Epstein. He knew Ghislaine Maxwell. He even wished her “well” in a press conference. Who does that?
Bottom line? Trump and Epstein weren’t just acquaintances. They had a whole thing for years. Now Trump’s team is trying to close the book, but his base? They’re flipping to the last page and screaming, “THIS CAN’T BE IT.”
And honestly? It kinda feels like we’re being ghosted by the government. All that hype for a list that doesn’t exist? All those conspiracy theories, and suddenly… silence?
Stay tuned, babes. Cuz this Epstein saga? It’s giving secrets, betrayal, and a whole lotta Sharpie.
XOXO,
By Valley Girl News
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