by admin | Jun 30, 2025 | Environment, Europe, Global, Natural Disaster, Weather
Okay, so Europe is, like, totally sweating through the hottest June and July it’s ever had, and no one seems remotely ready for it. Paris? A sweltering oven. Rome? Think pizza stone, but for people. Spain? Toastier than your ex’s DMs. And we’re not just talking summer...
by admin | Jun 29, 2025 | Business, Celebrity
Jeff Bezos & Lauren Sánchez Threw the Most Tone-Deaf Wedding of the Decade—Here’s Everything Cringey About It So like, picture this: the world is, like, literally melting, there’s inflation everywhere, and people are rationing groceries—and meanwhile Jeff Bezos...
by admin | Jun 27, 2025 | Business, Canada, Economy, Finance, USA
Stocks Are Literally Having a Glow-Up, Even While the World Is a Hot Mess Okay babe, so like… let’s talk about something actually shocking (besides your ex dating that walking red flag again): the Canadian (and the US) stock markets are totally slaying in 2025 — like,...
by admin | Jun 25, 2025 | Canada, Economy, Finance, Property
Okay sooo, like, guess what? Young Canadians under 30 are literally drowning in mortgage drama, and it’s not even a cute struggle. Like, according to this super serious credit agency TransUnion (which, btw, sounds like a futuristic robot), younger homeowners are...
by admin | Jun 24, 2025 | Environment, Future, Global, Politics
— Valley Girl News, reporting from the frontlines of fab and foreign policy Okay besties, gather ‘round because the tea from the NATO Summit today is, like, burning. The alliance is officially having the “can-you-even-afford-that?” moment in history, and the drama is...
by admin | Jun 23, 2025 | Donald Trump, USA, War
So, like, President Trump just totally launched a full-on war vibe, and girl, it’s giving Middle East Mayhem meets MAGA meltdown. Over the weekend, he literally dropped bunker-busting bombs on Iran’s super-secret nuclear spots—Fordo, Natanz, and Isfahan, if...
by admin | Jun 22, 2025 | Iran, Israel, Middle East, USA, War
“Iran: Furious. Diplomats: Sweating. Trump: Chillin’.” So, yeah, the US just officially joined Israel’s bombing campaign, targeting Iran’s most secretive nuclear lairs. They used some super‑heavy bombs dropped by B‑2 bombers to totally wreck the deep underground...
by admin | Jun 20, 2025 | Canada, Culture, Tragedy, USA
Okay bestie, let’s talk about America and its literal situationship with guns. Like, you know how every country has its quirks? France has baguettes, Italy has pizza, Japan has Hello Kitty… and the U.S.? Yeah, it’s giving active shooter drills. So, let’s...
by admin | Jun 19, 2025 | Canada, Economy, Future
Your fave Valley Girl guide to geopolitics, gossip, and global glow-ups Okay babe, gather ’round because Canada’s new hottie PM Mark Carney just made his debut on the world stage at the G7 Summit in Kananaskis, Alberta, and omg—he totally slayed. Like, we’re...
by admin | Jun 18, 2025 | Good News, Legal Issues, Women
OMG, you guys—like, stop everything because today, June 18, 2025, was the day that Karen Read was declared totally not guilty of murdering her boyfriend, Boston cop John O’Keefe. Picture this: a Dedham, MA courtroom packed with anticipation, and cheers erupting from...
