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SUNDAY BRAIN BRUNCH: Ozempic Brunch, Why No One’s Finishing Their Avocado Toast Anymore

SUNDAY BRAIN BRUNCH: Ozempic Brunch, Why No One’s Finishing Their Avocado Toast Anymore

by admin | May 18, 2025 | Healthcare

By Valleygirlnews Senior Brunch Correspondent Okay so like… is it just me or are Sunday brunches feeling kinda empty lately? And no, I don’t mean the tables—like people are actually showing up (thank you, bottomless mimosas), but girl… no one is eating. Plates...
Canada’s Measles Outbreak Is Like, Literally So Not Fetch Right Now

Canada’s Measles Outbreak Is Like, Literally So Not Fetch Right Now

by admin | May 17, 2025 | Canada, Healthcare, Travel

Okay babe, so like—grab your Purell and clutch your vaccine cards, ‘cause Canada is having a moment and not the cute kind. Measles, that totally old-school, should-be-extinct disease? Yeah. She’s back. And honestly? She’s being a dramatic little germ queen all across...
“Trump Gets a $400M Jet From Qatar and Everyone’s Like—Wait, What?!”

“Trump Gets a $400M Jet From Qatar and Everyone’s Like—Wait, What?!”

by admin | May 13, 2025 | Business, Donald Trump, Legal Issues, Politics, USA

Okay babes, so like—omg, guess what Donald Trump just did? He literally accepted a $400 million private jet from Qatar. Yes girl, Qatar, as in that super-rich oil country that also, like, maybe funds some really questionable groups? We’re talking a full-blown,...
It’s Giving Ceasefire: America & China Chill Out on Tariffs… for Now

It’s Giving Ceasefire: America & China Chill Out on Tariffs… for Now

by admin | May 12, 2025 | Business, China, Economy, Finance, Global, Good News, Politics, USA

So like, OMG you guys, after forever of this back-and-forth tariff tantrum, the United States and China are finally taking a breather. Like, for real. They just dropped a 90-day truce in Geneva over the weekend, and yes—it’s major. The US was all, “Hey let’s not...
Sunday Brain Brunch: Like, OMG, Celebrations Are Actually Good for You?!

Sunday Brain Brunch: Like, OMG, Celebrations Are Actually Good for You?!

by admin | May 11, 2025 | Culture, Good News, Healthcare, Science, Sunday Brain Brunch

Okay babes let’s get one thing straight: life is hard, coffee is expensive, and the group chat is like, totally dead half the time. But you know what never goes out of style? A good old-fashioned celebration. Whether it’s your BFF’s birthday, Beyoncé dropping a new...
Um, New Pope Leo XIV Dragged J.D. Vance… And I’m Living For It

Um, New Pope Leo XIV Dragged J.D. Vance… And I’m Living For It

by admin | May 9, 2025 | Europe, Global, Good News, Italy

Okay sooo buckle up, bestie, because the Vatican just served a hot plate of holy shade and I am OBSESSED. So like, J.D. Vance—you know, the U.S. Vice President with major “I read one theology book and got cocky” energy? Yeah, him. He’s been out here trying to use...
Where is Melania Trump?! The First Lady Who’s, Like, Never at the White House

Where is Melania Trump?! The First Lady Who’s, Like, Never at the White House

by admin | May 8, 2025 | Celebrity, Opinion, Politics, USA, Women

Okay, so like—where even is Melania Trump these days? Ever since Donald Trump got inaugurated again on January 20, 2025 (ugh, wild, right?), Melania has been seriously MIA. Like, out of the first 108 days in office, guess how many she’s been at the White House?...
OMG, Canada and the U.S. Had Such a White House Moment Today

OMG, Canada and the U.S. Had Such a White House Moment Today

by admin | May 6, 2025 | Canada, Donald Trump, Politics, USA

So like, picture this: Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney (super new on the job, btw) totally strutted into the White House today to meet with President Donald Trump, and girl… it was tense. They smiled for the cameras and all, but underneath? Full Real Housewives of...
Like, OMG! Trump Slaps a Huge Tariff on Foreign Movies and Hollywood Is Shook

Like, OMG! Trump Slaps a Huge Tariff on Foreign Movies and Hollywood Is Shook

by admin | May 5, 2025 | Business, Celebrity, Culture, Politics, USA

Okay sooo, like, major drama just dropped in the entertainment world. On May 4, 2025, former President Donald Trump—yes, him again—was all, “Let’s make movies great again!” and proposed this, like, totally intense 100% tariff on foreign-made films. And babe, people...
Sunday Brain Brunch: The Ice Bucket Challenge Is Back — and It’s, Like, Totally About Mental Health Now

Sunday Brain Brunch: The Ice Bucket Challenge Is Back — and It’s, Like, Totally About Mental Health Now

by admin | May 4, 2025 | Culture, Good News, Healthcare, Opinion, Science, Sunday Brain Brunch

Okay sooo remember that whole Ice Bucket Challenge thing from, like, 2014? When literally everyone and their dog was dumping freezing cold water on their heads for ALS? Well… it’s back, babes — but with a totally new vibe. And this time, it’s all about mental health....
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