by admin | Jul 17, 2025 | Canada, Economy, USA
Canada & U.S. Are Like, SO Not Vibing Right Now. So like, hi babes, it’s Valley Girl News and today we’re talking about, like, the most dramatic international friendship breakup of the year — Canada and the U.S. Like, they’re not technically at war but, um,...
by admin | Jul 7, 2025 | Canada, Economy, Finance
Omg, babes, buckle up because Ottawa is like, totally in panic mode rn! Your fave Valley Girl News is here with all the tea on Canada’s latest budgeting drama—like, it’s giving austerity-core, but with designer suits. So, Prime Minister Mark Carney (yes, that Mark...
by admin | Jul 4, 2025 | Canada, Donald Trump, Economy, Finance
By Valley Girl News Okay babe, let’s just say it: Mark Carney didn’t just enter politics — he entered with a briefcase, a spreadsheet, and world domination energy. Now that he’s officially Prime Minister of Canada, we need to talk about how he might also be low-key…...
by admin | Jul 4, 2025 | Donald Trump, Economy, Environment, Immigration, USA
OMG, babes, like, brace yourselves because Capitol Hill just went full reality show today! Trump’s “One Big Beautiful Bill” — yes, that’s literally what it’s called — totally passed both the House and Senate. And honestly? It’s, like, giving major “rich get richer,...
by admin | Jul 2, 2025 | Canada, Economy
Okay, so like, Canada is totally in the middle of a full-on housing meltdown, and honestly? It’s a mess. Whether you’re trying to rent a tiny shoebox in Toronto or dreaming of owning your own little patch of land in Vancouver, it’s just… not happening. Prices...
by admin | Jun 27, 2025 | Business, Canada, Economy, Finance, USA
Stocks Are Literally Having a Glow-Up, Even While the World Is a Hot Mess Okay babe, so like… let’s talk about something actually shocking (besides your ex dating that walking red flag again): the Canadian (and the US) stock markets are totally slaying in 2025 — like,...
by admin | Jun 25, 2025 | Canada, Economy, Finance, Property
Okay sooo, like, guess what? Young Canadians under 30 are literally drowning in mortgage drama, and it’s not even a cute struggle. Like, according to this super serious credit agency TransUnion (which, btw, sounds like a futuristic robot), younger homeowners are...
by admin | Jun 19, 2025 | Canada, Economy, Future
Your fave Valley Girl guide to geopolitics, gossip, and global glow-ups Okay babe, gather ’round because Canada’s new hottie PM Mark Carney just made his debut on the world stage at the G7 Summit in Kananaskis, Alberta, and omg—he totally slayed. Like, we’re...
by admin | Jun 17, 2025 | Canada, Donald Trump, Economy, Politics, USA
Okay babes, gather ’round because guess who just Irish exited the G7 summit like it was a brunch he didn’t wanna pay for? Yup—Donald J. Trump, the king of chaos, just packed up his MAGA mood and bounced out early from the G7 meeting in Kananaskis like it was...
by admin | Jun 10, 2025 | Canada, Donald Trump, Economy, Global, USA
Okay babes, grab your oat milk lattes and buckle up, because things just got wild. So, like, Donald Trump just went full drama king and doubled tariffs on imported aluminium and steel to a ridiculous 50%. And guess who’s totally getting burned? Yep — Canada. The...
