OMG babe, like, Ukraine just totally pulled off the drone slay of the century — and Russia is, like, not okay.
So get this: on June 1st, the Ukrainian secret squad (aka the SBU, but make it spy vibes) dropped a drone drama bomb called Operation Spiderweb — which sounds like a Marvel movie but, like, totally real and way more iconic.
They legit spent, like, a year and a half sneaking 117 FPV drones into Russia. INTO RUSSIA, girl. They weren’t even flying them in. Nope. They were, like, lowkey stashing them in sheds and wooden crates all covert-style. And then? BOOM — mass synchronized drone attack on five of Russia’s major airbases. Like, coordinated better than a K-pop dance line, okay?
So, the tea? The drones hit bases like Belaya, Dyagilevo, Ivanovo, Olenya, and Ukrainka (yes, that’s a real base name — not a typo). And the damage? Gorgeous chaos. We’re potentially talking 41 aircrafts either toasted, dented, or straight-up gone — including those vintage-but-violent Tu-95 and Tu-22M bombers that Russia literally can’t replace anymore because, like, they don’t even make them anymore. It’s giving “limited edition but blown up.”
And hun, these weren’t fancy jets vs. drones with AI and lasers. No, girl — these were $400 DIY drones. You could probably get one off Amazon if you asked nicely. And they totally clowned Russia’s defenses. Like, Russia tried putting TIRES on their bombers to protect them. Tires. Sis. What is this? A Goodyear garage?
Also, satellite pics? They’re serving receipts. Craters, smoke, exploded planes — it’s giving dronecore. And insiders say the cost of damages could be up to $7 billion. That’s, like, Taylor Swift’s tour and Kylie Jenner’s closet combined.
So what does it mean? It means Ukraine just showed the world how to break a military flex using garage tech and vibes. It’s, like, the new era of warfare, babe: forget tanks, we’ve got remote-controlled chaos.
Anyway, Russia’s probably gonna spiral, and NATO’s like. But let’s be real: that level of planning? That commitment to the bit? That epic girlboss energy?
Ukraine ate. No crumbs.
XOXO,
Valley Girl News
