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Valley Girl News: Xi’s Big “I’m the Main Character” Moment

Valley Girl News: Xi’s Big “I’m the Main Character” Moment

by admin | Sep 1, 2025 | Asia, Business, China, Economy, Politics, Russia

Okay, babes, buckle up because global politics just turned into, like, the messiest group chat ever. While Washington is still trying to play “we’re the boss of the world,” China’s President Xi Jinping is basically like, “Um, no sweetie, I’m main character energy...
“Fix You”? More Like Ex You: Andy Byron’s Coldplay Cuddle Goes Nuclear!

“Fix You”? More Like Ex You: Andy Byron’s Coldplay Cuddle Goes Nuclear!

by admin | Jul 20, 2025 | Business, Celebrity

Okay so like imagine you’re just vibing at a Coldplay concert, right? Like you’re emotional, probably crying during “The Scientist,” and then BOOM—Andy Byron (CEO of Astronomer—a $1B company!) gets caught on camera straight-up hugging his mistress. And like not a...
Champagne, Rockets, and Zero Awareness: Have Bezos & Sánchez Married in Peak Rich People Fantasy?

Champagne, Rockets, and Zero Awareness: Have Bezos & Sánchez Married in Peak Rich People Fantasy?

by admin | Jun 29, 2025 | Business, Celebrity

Jeff Bezos & Lauren Sánchez Threw the Most Tone-Deaf Wedding of the Decade—Here’s Everything Cringey About It So like, picture this: the world is, like, literally melting, there’s inflation everywhere, and people are rationing groceries—and meanwhile Jeff Bezos...
Like, Stocks Are Soaring Even Though the World’s on Fire?

Like, Stocks Are Soaring Even Though the World’s on Fire?

by admin | Jun 27, 2025 | Business, Canada, Economy, Finance, USA

Stocks Are Literally Having a Glow-Up, Even While the World Is a Hot Mess Okay babe, so like… let’s talk about something actually shocking (besides your ex dating that walking red flag again): the Canadian (and the US) stock markets are totally slaying in 2025 — like,...
Like, OMG—Trump’s Tariffs Are Totally Wrecking Canadian Businesses and They’re NOT Having It!

Like, OMG—Trump’s Tariffs Are Totally Wrecking Canadian Businesses and They’re NOT Having It!

by admin | Jun 2, 2025 | Business, Canada, Donald Trump, Economy, Global, Politics, USA

Okay so, first of all? President Trump just, like, doubled tariffs on Canadian steel and aluminum—up to 50%—like it’s no big deal? Excuse me sir, who hurt you? Because Canada’s steel industry is worth, like, $15 billion, and supports over 120,000 jobs, and now...
Hold the Mail, Babe — Canada Post Is a Mess Right Now

Hold the Mail, Babe — Canada Post Is a Mess Right Now

by admin | May 31, 2025 | Business, Canada, Economy, Politics

Oh my gosh, Canada Post is literally falling apart right now, and it’s, like, totally messing with everyone’s lives. If you’re waiting on a package, a birthday card from Grandma, or—gasp!—your passport, you might wanna sit down. Because honey, it is not showing...
“Trump Gets a $400M Jet From Qatar and Everyone’s Like—Wait, What?!”

“Trump Gets a $400M Jet From Qatar and Everyone’s Like—Wait, What?!”

by admin | May 13, 2025 | Business, Donald Trump, Legal Issues, Politics, USA

Okay babes, so like—omg, guess what Donald Trump just did? He literally accepted a $400 million private jet from Qatar. Yes girl, Qatar, as in that super-rich oil country that also, like, maybe funds some really questionable groups? We’re talking a full-blown,...
It’s Giving Ceasefire: America & China Chill Out on Tariffs… for Now

It’s Giving Ceasefire: America & China Chill Out on Tariffs… for Now

by admin | May 12, 2025 | Business, China, Economy, Finance, Global, Good News, Politics, USA

So like, OMG you guys, after forever of this back-and-forth tariff tantrum, the United States and China are finally taking a breather. Like, for real. They just dropped a 90-day truce in Geneva over the weekend, and yes—it’s major. The US was all, “Hey let’s not...
Like, OMG! Trump Slaps a Huge Tariff on Foreign Movies and Hollywood Is Shook

Like, OMG! Trump Slaps a Huge Tariff on Foreign Movies and Hollywood Is Shook

by admin | May 5, 2025 | Business, Celebrity, Culture, Politics, USA

Okay sooo, like, major drama just dropped in the entertainment world. On May 4, 2025, former President Donald Trump—yes, him again—was all, “Let’s make movies great again!” and proposed this, like, totally intense 100% tariff on foreign-made films. And babe, people...
Ugh, So Like, the U.S. and Ukraine Just Signed a Major Deal Over Minerals and It’s Kinda a Big Deal?

Ugh, So Like, the U.S. and Ukraine Just Signed a Major Deal Over Minerals and It’s Kinda a Big Deal?

by admin | May 1, 2025 | Business, Donald Trump, Economics, Environment, Europe, Politics, Putin, Ukraine, War, Zelenskyy

Okay, so like, on April 30th, 2025, the U.S. and Ukraine finally signed this suuuper major deal in D.C. — and honestly? It’s giving big international energy. Basically, they created this thing called the Reconstruction Investment Fund (very official-sounding, I...
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