Blue Jays played 18 innings just to get Ohtani’d

Blue Jays played 18 innings just to get Ohtani’d

Okay, babes, grab your iced lattes because this World Series is officially in its main character era. Like, if baseball had an Oscars night, this would be it — the Los Angeles Dodgers starring Shohei “Literally Not Human” Ohtani just outlasted the Toronto Blue Jays in...
Donny’s 10% Temper Tantrum (Trade Edition)

Donny’s 10% Temper Tantrum (Trade Edition)

Okay, so like… Donald Trump is having another one of his full-on tariff tantrums, and this time it’s aimed at — wait for it — Canada. Yep, the guy who once bragged about his “beautiful friendship” with the Great White North just announced he’s slapping an extra 10%...
Oh. My. Blue Jays!

Oh. My. Blue Jays!

Hold onto your double-double, hockey towels, and oversized leaf-flags because the Toronto Blue Jays are positively serving excellence and major Canadian pride as they soar into the 2025 World Series (yes, fluff your pillows: this is a moment) to face off with the...
Did Pierre P. Pull A Trump ‘Lock Him Up’?

Did Pierre P. Pull A Trump ‘Lock Him Up’?

So, picture this: when Conservative Leader Pierre P. decided to drop his extraordinary accusations of political cover-up by the RCMP… he didn’t do it in Parliament. Nope. Not even outside the Supreme Court. He did it in the 29th minute of a 32-minute podcast...
Canada’s Immigration Plan: Genius or Disaster?

Canada’s Immigration Plan: Genius or Disaster?

So, like, between 2021 and 2024, both the U.S. and Canada went totally wild with immigration numbers — but guess who went harder? Yup, Canada. According to The New York Times, about 8 million people immigrated to the U.S. during President Joe Biden’s term — the...