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“Like, Bang Bang America: Why the U.S. Is, Like, Sooo Obsessed with Guns Compared to Literally Everyone Else”

“Like, Bang Bang America: Why the U.S. Is, Like, Sooo Obsessed with Guns Compared to Literally Everyone Else”

by admin | Jun 20, 2025 | Canada, Culture, Tragedy, USA

Okay bestie, let’s talk about America and its literal situationship with guns. Like, you know how every country has its quirks? France has baguettes, Italy has pizza, Japan has Hello Kitty… and the U.S.? Yeah, it’s giving active shooter drills. So, let’s...
“Mark Carney Ate at the G7—And Left No Crumbs, Bestie”

“Mark Carney Ate at the G7—And Left No Crumbs, Bestie”

by admin | Jun 19, 2025 | Canada, Economy, Future

Your fave Valley Girl guide to geopolitics, gossip, and global glow-ups Okay babe, gather ’round because Canada’s new hottie PM Mark Carney just made his debut on the world stage at the G7 Summit in Kananaskis, Alberta, and omg—he totally slayed. Like, we’re...
Trump Ditches G7 Early, and Honestly? The Drama Was Peaking Anyway

Trump Ditches G7 Early, and Honestly? The Drama Was Peaking Anyway

by admin | Jun 17, 2025 | Canada, Donald Trump, Economy, Politics, USA

Okay babes, gather ’round because guess who just Irish exited the G7 summit like it was a brunch he didn’t wanna pay for? Yup—Donald J. Trump, the king of chaos, just packed up his MAGA mood and bounced out early from the G7 meeting in Kananaskis like it was...
Cold Air, Cold Stares: Inside the G7’s Awkward Mountain Meetup

Cold Air, Cold Stares: Inside the G7’s Awkward Mountain Meetup

by admin | Jun 16, 2025 | AI, Canada, Environment, Global, Politics

Okay bestie, buckle your hiking boots and pour yourself a triple-shot oat milk latte, ’cause the world’s elite political sleepover just dropped in the middle of nowhere — welcome to the G7 Summit in Kananaskis, Alberta, where global leaders are like, trying to...
OMG, Canada Bill C-2 Is Giving Border Security Vibes, But Like… at What Cost?

OMG, Canada Bill C-2 Is Giving Border Security Vibes, But Like… at What Cost?

by admin | Jun 12, 2025 | Canada, Immigration, USA

Okay bestie, Canada just dropped a major immigration remix and people are spiraling in Parliament faster than a drama queen on espresso. We’re talking about the “Strong Borders Act”, aka Bill C-2, and yes girl, it’s the federal government’s...
Ugh, Tariff Trouble in Tundra Town: Trump Just Messed with Canadian Aluminium…Again!

Ugh, Tariff Trouble in Tundra Town: Trump Just Messed with Canadian Aluminium…Again!

by admin | Jun 10, 2025 | Canada, Donald Trump, Economy, Global, USA

Okay babes, grab your oat milk lattes and buckle up, because things just got wild. So, like, Donald Trump just went full drama king and doubled tariffs on imported aluminium and steel to a ridiculous 50%. And guess who’s totally getting burned? Yep — Canada. The...
Like, OMG—Trump’s Tariffs Are Totally Wrecking Canadian Businesses and They’re NOT Having It!

Like, OMG—Trump’s Tariffs Are Totally Wrecking Canadian Businesses and They’re NOT Having It!

by admin | Jun 2, 2025 | Business, Canada, Donald Trump, Economy, Global, Politics, USA

Okay so, first of all? President Trump just, like, doubled tariffs on Canadian steel and aluminum—up to 50%—like it’s no big deal? Excuse me sir, who hurt you? Because Canada’s steel industry is worth, like, $15 billion, and supports over 120,000 jobs, and now...
Hold the Mail, Babe — Canada Post Is a Mess Right Now

Hold the Mail, Babe — Canada Post Is a Mess Right Now

by admin | May 31, 2025 | Business, Canada, Economy, Politics

Oh my gosh, Canada Post is literally falling apart right now, and it’s, like, totally messing with everyone’s lives. If you’re waiting on a package, a birthday card from Grandma, or—gasp!—your passport, you might wanna sit down. Because honey, it is not showing...
OMG, The Junior Hockey Trial Is Like, Totally a Mess — And the Victim? She’s Heartbreakingly Brave

OMG, The Junior Hockey Trial Is Like, Totally a Mess — And the Victim? She’s Heartbreakingly Brave

by admin | May 29, 2025 | Canada, Legal Issues, Sports, Women

So, Like, What Even Happened? Okay babes, buckle up. We’re talking about one of the messiest scandals to ever hit Canadian hockey. Picture it: June 2018, London, Ontario. The junior men’s national team is out celebrating their gold medal win at some fancy...
Like, King Charles Literally Said “Hands Off My Canada,” Trump!

Like, King Charles Literally Said “Hands Off My Canada,” Trump!

by admin | May 27, 2025 | Canada, Donald Trump, Politics

Okay sooo like, you’re not even gonna believe what just happened in Canada’s Parliament. Picture this: King Charles III, crown and all (okay, metaphorical crown, but still), straight-up walks into the House of Commons, stands at the throne, and said something that...
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