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Like, The End of an Era: Remembering Robert Redford’s Dreamy Legacy

Like, The End of an Era: Remembering Robert Redford’s Dreamy Legacy

by admin | Sep 17, 2025 | Celebrity, Culture

Like, oh my gosh, everyone, we lost a legend: Robert Redford died today at age 89, and I’m still kind of reeling. He wasn’t just a movie star — he was the movie star, director, activist, and founder of Sundance, and he changed so many corners of Hollywood. Here’s a...
SUNDAY BRAIN BRUNCH: So, Like, What Actually Drives School Shooters?

SUNDAY BRAIN BRUNCH: So, Like, What Actually Drives School Shooters?

by admin | Aug 31, 2025 | Culture, Sunday Brain Brunch, Tragedy

Okay, so, let’s just get this out of the way: school shootings are, like, the most selfish and cruel thing ever. Seriously, instead of dealing with their issues, these shooters drag innocent kids, teachers, and families into their rage spiral. It’s not just tragic —...
From Lattes to Lambos: The Valley Girl’s Guide to Investing Young

From Lattes to Lambos: The Valley Girl’s Guide to Investing Young

by admin | Aug 26, 2025 | Culture, Finance

Okay babes, let’s, like, totally talk money, because honestly, nobody wants to be, like, broke and stressed when they’re older, right? So, investing sounds super scary when you’re young — like it’s just old dudes in suits shouting on Wall Street — but actually, it’s...
“If I Go Missing, It Was That Hinge Date”: The Mental Load of Just Existing as a Woman

“If I Go Missing, It Was That Hinge Date”: The Mental Load of Just Existing as a Woman

by admin | Jul 29, 2025 | Culture, Opinion, Women

Okay soooo… can we not romanticize being a woman in 2025 until we talk about how we have to like, run background checks on every man who buys us a matcha latte? Because dating is supposed to be cute, not a true crime documentary in the making. This is Valley Girl News...
Ozzy Osbourne: The Prince of Darkness or Just a Rock God with, Like, Major Daddy Issues?

Ozzy Osbourne: The Prince of Darkness or Just a Rock God with, Like, Major Daddy Issues?

by admin | Jul 24, 2025 | Celebrity, Culture

Okay babes, like, let’s talk about the man, the myth, the eyeliner-wearing legend: Ozzy freaking Osbourne. He was, like, literally the godfather of heavy metal and also, like, the reason your boyfriend wears leather jackets and listens to music that sounds like a...
“Like, Bang Bang America: Why the U.S. Is, Like, Sooo Obsessed with Guns Compared to Literally Everyone Else”

“Like, Bang Bang America: Why the U.S. Is, Like, Sooo Obsessed with Guns Compared to Literally Everyone Else”

by admin | Jun 20, 2025 | Canada, Culture, Tragedy, USA

Okay bestie, let’s talk about America and its literal situationship with guns. Like, you know how every country has its quirks? France has baguettes, Italy has pizza, Japan has Hello Kitty… and the U.S.? Yeah, it’s giving active shooter drills. So, let’s...
SUNDAY BRAIN BRUNCH: Babe, Your Brain Is Tired — Like, News Burnout Is SO Real!

SUNDAY BRAIN BRUNCH: Babe, Your Brain Is Tired — Like, News Burnout Is SO Real!

by admin | Jun 15, 2025 | Culture, Global, Healthcare, Sunday Brain Brunch

Too much of the news = mental burnout. One story a day = mental slay. So ditch the drama, grab your latte, and catch the vibe at ValleyGirlNews.com. You’re welcome. Okay babe, let’s just be super real for a sec: the world is, like, always in maximum chaos mode. This...
Sunday Brain Brunch: Like, OMG, Celebrations Are Actually Good for You?!

Sunday Brain Brunch: Like, OMG, Celebrations Are Actually Good for You?!

by admin | May 11, 2025 | Culture, Good News, Healthcare, Science, Sunday Brain Brunch

Okay babes let’s get one thing straight: life is hard, coffee is expensive, and the group chat is like, totally dead half the time. But you know what never goes out of style? A good old-fashioned celebration. Whether it’s your BFF’s birthday, Beyoncé dropping a new...
Like, OMG! Trump Slaps a Huge Tariff on Foreign Movies and Hollywood Is Shook

Like, OMG! Trump Slaps a Huge Tariff on Foreign Movies and Hollywood Is Shook

by admin | May 5, 2025 | Business, Celebrity, Culture, Politics, USA

Okay sooo, like, major drama just dropped in the entertainment world. On May 4, 2025, former President Donald Trump—yes, him again—was all, “Let’s make movies great again!” and proposed this, like, totally intense 100% tariff on foreign-made films. And babe, people...
Sunday Brain Brunch: The Ice Bucket Challenge Is Back — and It’s, Like, Totally About Mental Health Now

Sunday Brain Brunch: The Ice Bucket Challenge Is Back — and It’s, Like, Totally About Mental Health Now

by admin | May 4, 2025 | Culture, Good News, Healthcare, Opinion, Science, Sunday Brain Brunch

Okay sooo remember that whole Ice Bucket Challenge thing from, like, 2014? When literally everyone and their dog was dumping freezing cold water on their heads for ALS? Well… it’s back, babes — but with a totally new vibe. And this time, it’s all about mental health....
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