by admin | Nov 27, 2025 | Canada, Finance
Bestieeee, okay, so like, I’m totally down to give you the full valley-girl energy, but also actually explain why Canada’s cost of living has gone full “omg why is everything suddenly $19.99??”. So buckle up, because this is gonna be, like, educational and sparkly....
by admin | Nov 25, 2025 | Economy, Finance
Okay babe, so like… financial markets these past few months? Picture a girl boss who’s absolutely killing it at work but also crying in her car between meetings — that is literally the economy right now. It has been SUCH a saga, so grab your iced caramel macchiato...
by admin | Nov 8, 2025 | Canada, Finance
Okay, so like, the Liberals totally just squeaked through another confidence vote, which basically means Mark Carney’s government is still standing — for now. Friday’s vote was round two of what’s basically a three-part political survival game over the new federal...
by admin | Nov 7, 2025 | Canada, Finance
Omg, okay, so like—get this—the Liberals barely squeaked through their first big “are-you-still-in-charge?” moment, and everyone on Parliament Hill was basically holding their breath while pretending not to care. So yeah, on Thursday night, the House of Commons had...
by admin | Nov 5, 2025 | Canada, Finance
Okay, babes — buckle up, because Prime Minister Mark Carney just unveiled his first federal budget, and it’s giving serious “I’m not Trudeau, but I still like to spend” energy. The vibe? Less “free daycare for everyone!” and more “corporate tax write-offs and...
by admin | Oct 23, 2025 | Canada, Finance, Politics
Okay, babes, grab your oat milk latte because Ottawa is basically giving us budget season drama. Prime Minister Mark Carney — yes, the former banker turned political heartthrob — is gearing up to drop his government’s Nov. 4 budget tea in a Wednesday night speech to a...
by admin | Sep 25, 2025 | Canada, Finance, Politics
Besties, the PBO says Canada’s deficit is about to, like, EXPLODE. From $51B to $68B, with rumours of $100B. Mark Carney is out here swiping the national AmEx while U.S. tariffs drag us down. Is Canada’s credit rating next?? So Canada’s finances are, like, giving...
by admin | Sep 10, 2025 | Canada, Economy, Finance, Politics
Like, besties – Prime Minister Mark Carney (yep, the ex-central banker turned politician) legit turned his recent press conference into, like, a whole mood board for Canada’s future. He spilled tea on tariffs, cash moves, culture moments, and even NATO glow-ups. 1....
by admin | Aug 26, 2025 | Culture, Finance
Okay babes, let’s, like, totally talk money, because honestly, nobody wants to be, like, broke and stressed when they’re older, right? So, investing sounds super scary when you’re young — like it’s just old dudes in suits shouting on Wall Street — but actually, it’s...
by admin | Jul 7, 2025 | Canada, Economy, Finance
Omg, babes, buckle up because Ottawa is like, totally in panic mode rn! Your fave Valley Girl News is here with all the tea on Canada’s latest budgeting drama—like, it’s giving austerity-core, but with designer suits. So, Prime Minister Mark Carney (yes, that Mark...
