by admin | Sep 25, 2025 | Canada, Finance, Politics
Besties, the PBO says Canada’s deficit is about to, like, EXPLODE. From $51B to $68B, with rumours of $100B. Mark Carney is out here swiping the national AmEx while U.S. tariffs drag us down. Is Canada’s credit rating next?? So Canada’s finances are, like, giving...
by admin | Sep 10, 2025 | Canada, Economy, Finance, Politics
Like, besties – Prime Minister Mark Carney (yep, the ex-central banker turned politician) legit turned his recent press conference into, like, a whole mood board for Canada’s future. He spilled tea on tariffs, cash moves, culture moments, and even NATO glow-ups. 1....
by admin | Aug 26, 2025 | Culture, Finance
Okay babes, let’s, like, totally talk money, because honestly, nobody wants to be, like, broke and stressed when they’re older, right? So, investing sounds super scary when you’re young — like it’s just old dudes in suits shouting on Wall Street — but actually, it’s...
by admin | Jul 7, 2025 | Canada, Economy, Finance
Omg, babes, buckle up because Ottawa is like, totally in panic mode rn! Your fave Valley Girl News is here with all the tea on Canada’s latest budgeting drama—like, it’s giving austerity-core, but with designer suits. So, Prime Minister Mark Carney (yes, that Mark...
by admin | Jul 4, 2025 | Canada, Donald Trump, Economy, Finance
By Valley Girl News Okay babe, let’s just say it: Mark Carney didn’t just enter politics — he entered with a briefcase, a spreadsheet, and world domination energy. Now that he’s officially Prime Minister of Canada, we need to talk about how he might also be low-key…...
by admin | Jun 27, 2025 | Business, Canada, Economy, Finance, USA
Stocks Are Literally Having a Glow-Up, Even While the World Is a Hot Mess Okay babe, so like… let’s talk about something actually shocking (besides your ex dating that walking red flag again): the Canadian (and the US) stock markets are totally slaying in 2025 — like,...
by admin | Jun 25, 2025 | Canada, Economy, Finance, Property
Okay sooo, like, guess what? Young Canadians under 30 are literally drowning in mortgage drama, and it’s not even a cute struggle. Like, according to this super serious credit agency TransUnion (which, btw, sounds like a futuristic robot), younger homeowners are...
by admin | May 12, 2025 | Business, China, Economy, Finance, Global, Good News, Politics, USA
So like, OMG you guys, after forever of this back-and-forth tariff tantrum, the United States and China are finally taking a breather. Like, for real. They just dropped a 90-day truce in Geneva over the weekend, and yes—it’s major. The US was all, “Hey let’s not...
by admin | Apr 16, 2025 | Business, Culture, Donald Trump, Economics, Education, Finance, Legal Issues, Politics, Science, USA
Okay, so like, Harvard is totally not having it with these old-school Trump administration demands that are suddenly making a comeback. And honestly? It’s giving serious “you can’t sit with us” energy from the Ivy League right now. So here’s the tea: the Department of...
by admin | Apr 11, 2025 | Business, Donald Trump, Economy, Finance, Legal Issues, Politics, USA
Okay so like, picture this. It’s Wednesday morning, you’re sipping your matcha, scrolling through Truth Social for the drama (as one does), and Donald Trump—yes, that Donald—randomly drops a post saying now’s a “great time to buy stocks.” Like… huh?? No...
