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When Peace Looks Cute on Paper — But Everyone’s Lowkey Terrified of Trump

When Peace Looks Cute on Paper — But Everyone’s Lowkey Terrified of Trump

by admin | Oct 15, 2025 | Donald Trump, Middle East, War

Okay so like, picture this: desert sunset, camera flashes, pens gliding across glossy documents — peace at last in the Middle East! But babe, let’s be real — not all signatures are written in ink… some are written in fear. So here’s the tea. On October 13, 2025,...
OPINION: Like, OMG, Trump Totally Made Canada Glow Up

OPINION: Like, OMG, Trump Totally Made Canada Glow Up

by admin | Aug 30, 2025 | Canada, Donald Trump, Opinion, USA

So, like, Ottawa just announced this totally major pact to provide Germany with liquefied gas and critical minerals. And Canada’s, like, building out these glam new gateways to the Atlantic, Pacific and even the Arctic. Basically, anywhere but Trumpland. It’s all part...
From Founding Fathers to Fox News Daddies: America’s Total Remix

From Founding Fathers to Fox News Daddies: America’s Total Remix

by admin | Aug 27, 2025 | Canada, Donald Trump, Politics, USA

Okay, babes, so like, whether you love him, hate him, or just scroll past him on your feed, Donald Trump’s second White House era (2025 edition) is basically rewriting the American script. And honestly? It’s, like, huge. Let’s spill the facts — no judgement, just...
Trilatalks or Trila-dramas?! Trump, Zelensky & Maybe Putin Walk Into the White House…

Trilatalks or Trila-dramas?! Trump, Zelensky & Maybe Putin Walk Into the White House…

by admin | Aug 18, 2025 | Donald Trump, Ukraine, War, Zelenskyy

Okay babes, so like Monday was totally not just a regular Monday, it was, um, mega dramatic Monday! President Volodymyr Zelensky showed up at the White House looking all serious-chic, President Donald Trump was already flexing about how he “just hung out” with Putin...
Trump and Putin in Alaska Just Invented NATO-Lite and We’re, Like, Shook!

Trump and Putin in Alaska Just Invented NATO-Lite and We’re, Like, Shook!

by admin | Aug 17, 2025 | Donald Trump, Europe, Putin, Ukraine, War, Zelenskyy

So, babes, picture it: Anchorage, Alaska, Friday night. Trump and Putin stroll into J-B Elmendorf-Richardson like they’re co-headlining Coachella. There’s handshakes, flyovers, and sooo many reporters screaming “Ukraine?? Ukraine??” at Putin, who—shockingly—didn’t,...
Wait… Did Trump Just Bury the Epstein Files?

Wait… Did Trump Just Bury the Epstein Files?

by admin | Jul 15, 2025 | Donald Trump, Legal Issues, USA, Women

Omg babes, buckle up — because like, the tea around Trump and the Jeffrey Epstein files is boiling over, and some MAGA girlies are not okay. So here’s the sitch: Donald Trump and billionaire sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein weren’t just random party bros. Like, no. They...
Finance Daddy Drama: Is Mark Carney Secretly  Running Canada and Quietly Balancing US Chaos?

Finance Daddy Drama: Is Mark Carney Secretly Running Canada and Quietly Balancing US Chaos?

by admin | Jul 4, 2025 | Canada, Donald Trump, Economy, Finance

By Valley Girl News Okay babe, let’s just say it: Mark Carney didn’t just enter politics — he entered with a briefcase, a spreadsheet, and world domination energy. Now that he’s officially Prime Minister of Canada, we need to talk about how he might also be low-key…...
Yachts for the Rich, Cuts for the Rest: How Trump’s ‘Beautiful Bill’ Just Changed Everything

Yachts for the Rich, Cuts for the Rest: How Trump’s ‘Beautiful Bill’ Just Changed Everything

by admin | Jul 4, 2025 | Donald Trump, Economy, Environment, Immigration, USA

OMG, babes, like, brace yourselves because Capitol Hill just went full reality show today! Trump’s “One Big Beautiful Bill” — yes, that’s literally what it’s called — totally passed both the House and Senate. And honestly? It’s, like, giving major “rich get richer,...
Trump’s War Games: From Bunker Buster to Boom Daddy

Trump’s War Games: From Bunker Buster to Boom Daddy

by admin | Jun 23, 2025 | Donald Trump, USA, War

So, like, President Trump just totally launched a full-on war vibe, and girl, it’s giving Middle East Mayhem meets MAGA meltdown. Over the weekend, he literally dropped bunker-busting bombs on Iran’s super-secret nuclear spots—Fordo, Natanz, and Isfahan, if...
Trump Ditches G7 Early, and Honestly? The Drama Was Peaking Anyway

Trump Ditches G7 Early, and Honestly? The Drama Was Peaking Anyway

by admin | Jun 17, 2025 | Canada, Donald Trump, Economy, Politics, USA

Okay babes, gather ’round because guess who just Irish exited the G7 summit like it was a brunch he didn’t wanna pay for? Yup—Donald J. Trump, the king of chaos, just packed up his MAGA mood and bounced out early from the G7 meeting in Kananaskis like it was...
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