by admin | Jul 29, 2025 | Canada, Economy, Travel, USA
Buckle up, babe, because like, the most iconic travel breakup of the year just happened—and it’s Canada saying, “Bye, girl” to the good ol’ U.S. of A. So like, back until 2024, Canadians were obsessed with American getaways. We’re talking 20.4 million trips in...
by admin | Jul 25, 2025 | Canada, Economy, Uncategorized, USA
Like, oh my gosh, buckle up babes because things are totally not chill between the U.S. and Canada right now — and it’s, like, so your wallet’s problem now too. Welcome to Valley Girl News where trade wars are so last season, but nobody told Trump. Trump just casually...
by admin | Jul 17, 2025 | Canada, Tragedy, USA
So like, a Canadian guy literally died in U.S. immigration custody and the whole thing is giving major shady vibes?? His name was Johnny Noviello, 49, and he wasn’t even undocumented or anything—he had a green card since the early ’90s, okay? He moved to the U.S. in...
by admin | Jul 17, 2025 | Canada, Economy, USA
Canada & U.S. Are Like, SO Not Vibing Right Now. So like, hi babes, it’s Valley Girl News and today we’re talking about, like, the most dramatic international friendship breakup of the year — Canada and the U.S. Like, they’re not technically at war but, um,...
by admin | Jul 15, 2025 | Donald Trump, Legal Issues, USA, Women
Omg babes, buckle up — because like, the tea around Trump and the Jeffrey Epstein files is boiling over, and some MAGA girlies are not okay. So here’s the sitch: Donald Trump and billionaire sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein weren’t just random party bros. Like, no. They...
by admin | Jul 7, 2025 | Natural Disaster, Politics, USA
OMG, You Guys — Texas Is, Like, Literally FLOODED, like, the Texas Hill Country just got hit by this massive flash flood after super heavy rain on July 4 (Independence Day, duh). The Guadalupe River was all, “Hold my beer!” and exploded over its banks, leaping almost...
by admin | Jul 5, 2025 | Politics, USA
Omg, buckle up, babes, because Washington D.C. just got way messier, and you are not ready! It’s Valley Girl News here, and yes, we’re talking about Elon Musk—the billionaire tech bro who owns X (formerly Twitter), Tesla, SpaceX, and now apparently, America’s...
by admin | Jul 4, 2025 | Donald Trump, Economy, Environment, Immigration, USA
OMG, babes, like, brace yourselves because Capitol Hill just went full reality show today! Trump’s “One Big Beautiful Bill” — yes, that’s literally what it’s called — totally passed both the House and Senate. And honestly? It’s, like, giving major “rich get richer,...
by admin | Jul 1, 2025 | China, USA
Okay babes, buckle up, because the global energy drama is, like, totally heating up — literally. While the planet is melting and climate scientists are waving their arms like “HELLO, CRISIS?”, the U.S. and China are so not on the same page. Spoiler: China is winning...
by admin | Jun 27, 2025 | Business, Canada, Economy, Finance, USA
Stocks Are Literally Having a Glow-Up, Even While the World Is a Hot Mess Okay babe, so like… let’s talk about something actually shocking (besides your ex dating that walking red flag again): the Canadian (and the US) stock markets are totally slaying in 2025 — like,...
