Okay so like, Katy Perry finally kicked off her “Lifetimes Tour” on April 23 in Mexico City — and girl, it was a whole vibe. She came back after, what, seven years? Like, that’s practically a lifetime, no pun intended. And obvi, she served looks — we’re talking space queen realness, inspired by her actual trip to space with Blue Origin. I know, right?
But like… not everyone was living for the performance.
So here’s the tea: fans on social media were kind of dragging the choreography. Like, some people were calling it “cringe,” others said it looked “messy,” and honestly? The TikToks were brutal. 💀 People were expecting, like, Beyoncé Renaissance Tour-level energy, and this was more giving “midweek dance rehearsal at the Y.” Ouch.
The thing is, Katy’s always been, like, super into artistic expression — and she definitely brought the visuals, the drama, and those cone bras (yes, seriously). But in 2025, the bar is just, like, soooo high for live shows. Everyone wants tight moves, viral dance moments, the whole package.
Still, art is, like, totally subjective, okay? Maybe she was just, like, telling a story. Or vibing in her own way. But real talk? She might want to workshop the choreo a bit before the next stop.
Anyway, the tour’s just getting started — she’s hitting up Europe and Asia soon — so there’s totally time for her to tweak the moves and win the fans back. Fingers crossed!
Katy, babe, we love you, but maybe call up a choreographer from Blackpink or something? Just sayin’.
XOXO,
Valley Girl News
