by admin | Jun 22, 2025 | Iran, Israel, Middle East, USA, War
“Iran: Furious. Diplomats: Sweating. Trump: Chillin’.” So, yeah, the US just officially joined Israel’s bombing campaign, targeting Iran’s most secretive nuclear lairs. They used some super‑heavy bombs dropped by B‑2 bombers to totally wreck the deep underground...
by admin | Jun 20, 2025 | Canada, Culture, Tragedy, USA
Okay bestie, let’s talk about America and its literal situationship with guns. Like, you know how every country has its quirks? France has baguettes, Italy has pizza, Japan has Hello Kitty… and the U.S.? Yeah, it’s giving active shooter drills. So, let’s...
by admin | Jun 19, 2025 | Canada, Economy, Future
Your fave Valley Girl guide to geopolitics, gossip, and global glow-ups Okay babe, gather ’round because Canada’s new hottie PM Mark Carney just made his debut on the world stage at the G7 Summit in Kananaskis, Alberta, and omg—he totally slayed. Like, we’re...
by admin | Jun 18, 2025 | Good News, Legal Issues, Women
OMG, you guys—like, stop everything because today, June 18, 2025, was the day that Karen Read was declared totally not guilty of murdering her boyfriend, Boston cop John O’Keefe. Picture this: a Dedham, MA courtroom packed with anticipation, and cheers erupting from...
by admin | Jun 17, 2025 | Canada, Donald Trump, Economy, Politics, USA
Okay babes, gather ’round because guess who just Irish exited the G7 summit like it was a brunch he didn’t wanna pay for? Yup—Donald J. Trump, the king of chaos, just packed up his MAGA mood and bounced out early from the G7 meeting in Kananaskis like it was...
by admin | Jun 16, 2025 | AI, Canada, Environment, Global, Politics
Okay bestie, buckle your hiking boots and pour yourself a triple-shot oat milk latte, ’cause the world’s elite political sleepover just dropped in the middle of nowhere — welcome to the G7 Summit in Kananaskis, Alberta, where global leaders are like, trying to...
by admin | Jun 15, 2025 | Culture, Global, Healthcare, Sunday Brain Brunch
Too much of the news = mental burnout. One story a day = mental slay. So ditch the drama, grab your latte, and catch the vibe at ValleyGirlNews.com. You’re welcome. Okay babe, let’s just be super real for a sec: the world is, like, always in maximum chaos mode. This...
by admin | Jun 14, 2025 | Israel, Middle East, War
Okay besties, buckle up, because the Middle East just did a total cannonball into the geopolitical drama pool. Soooo yesterday (June 13, 2025, duh), Israel launched this massive military operation — and it wasn’t just, like, your average targeted airstrike. No no no....
by admin | Jun 13, 2025 | Asia, Miracle, Tragedy
OMG Bestie, Air India Just Had the Craziest Plane Crash—and Only ONE Guy Made It Out Alive?! Okay sooo… buckle up because this is, like, next-level tragic and totally shocking. On June 12, 2025, an Air India Boeing 787 Dreamliner (Flight AI171) literally fell...
by admin | Jun 12, 2025 | Canada, Immigration, USA
Okay bestie, Canada just dropped a major immigration remix and people are spiraling in Parliament faster than a drama queen on espresso. We’re talking about the “Strong Borders Act”, aka Bill C-2, and yes girl, it’s the federal government’s...