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“America Dropped Bombs on Iran AND the Vibe: World War Who?”

“America Dropped Bombs on Iran AND the Vibe: World War Who?”

by admin | Jun 22, 2025 | Iran, Israel, Middle East, USA, War

“Iran: Furious. Diplomats: Sweating. Trump: Chillin’.” So, yeah, the US just officially joined Israel’s bombing campaign, targeting Iran’s most secretive nuclear lairs. They used some super‑heavy bombs dropped by B‑2 bombers to totally wreck the deep underground...
“Like, Bang Bang America: Why the U.S. Is, Like, Sooo Obsessed with Guns Compared to Literally Everyone Else”

“Like, Bang Bang America: Why the U.S. Is, Like, Sooo Obsessed with Guns Compared to Literally Everyone Else”

by admin | Jun 20, 2025 | Canada, Culture, Tragedy, USA

Okay bestie, let’s talk about America and its literal situationship with guns. Like, you know how every country has its quirks? France has baguettes, Italy has pizza, Japan has Hello Kitty… and the U.S.? Yeah, it’s giving active shooter drills. So, let’s...
“Mark Carney Ate at the G7—And Left No Crumbs, Bestie”

“Mark Carney Ate at the G7—And Left No Crumbs, Bestie”

by admin | Jun 19, 2025 | Canada, Economy, Future

Your fave Valley Girl guide to geopolitics, gossip, and global glow-ups Okay babe, gather ’round because Canada’s new hottie PM Mark Carney just made his debut on the world stage at the G7 Summit in Kananaskis, Alberta, and omg—he totally slayed. Like, we’re...
Karen Read Walks Free, Babe! Court Said ‘Not Guilty,’ So Take That, Haters!

Karen Read Walks Free, Babe! Court Said ‘Not Guilty,’ So Take That, Haters!

by admin | Jun 18, 2025 | Good News, Legal Issues, Women

OMG, you guys—like, stop everything because today, June 18, 2025, was the day that Karen Read was declared totally not guilty of murdering her boyfriend, Boston cop John O’Keefe. Picture this: a Dedham, MA courtroom packed with anticipation, and cheers erupting from...
Trump Ditches G7 Early, and Honestly? The Drama Was Peaking Anyway

Trump Ditches G7 Early, and Honestly? The Drama Was Peaking Anyway

by admin | Jun 17, 2025 | Canada, Donald Trump, Economy, Politics, USA

Okay babes, gather ’round because guess who just Irish exited the G7 summit like it was a brunch he didn’t wanna pay for? Yup—Donald J. Trump, the king of chaos, just packed up his MAGA mood and bounced out early from the G7 meeting in Kananaskis like it was...
Cold Air, Cold Stares: Inside the G7’s Awkward Mountain Meetup

Cold Air, Cold Stares: Inside the G7’s Awkward Mountain Meetup

by admin | Jun 16, 2025 | AI, Canada, Environment, Global, Politics

Okay bestie, buckle your hiking boots and pour yourself a triple-shot oat milk latte, ’cause the world’s elite political sleepover just dropped in the middle of nowhere — welcome to the G7 Summit in Kananaskis, Alberta, where global leaders are like, trying to...
SUNDAY BRAIN BRUNCH: Babe, Your Brain Is Tired — Like, News Burnout Is SO Real!

SUNDAY BRAIN BRUNCH: Babe, Your Brain Is Tired — Like, News Burnout Is SO Real!

by admin | Jun 15, 2025 | Culture, Global, Healthcare, Sunday Brain Brunch

Too much of the news = mental burnout. One story a day = mental slay. So ditch the drama, grab your latte, and catch the vibe at ValleyGirlNews.com. You’re welcome. Okay babe, let’s just be super real for a sec: the world is, like, always in maximum chaos mode. This...
“Tehran Is, Like, Literally on Fire”: Why Israel Just Went Full Send on Iran!

“Tehran Is, Like, Literally on Fire”: Why Israel Just Went Full Send on Iran!

by admin | Jun 14, 2025 | Israel, Middle East, War

Okay besties, buckle up, because the Middle East just did a total cannonball into the geopolitical drama pool. Soooo yesterday (June 13, 2025, duh), Israel launched this massive military operation — and it wasn’t just, like, your average targeted airstrike. No no no....
Flight AI171 Crashed and Burned. Boeing’s Vibes? Not It

Flight AI171 Crashed and Burned. Boeing’s Vibes? Not It

by admin | Jun 13, 2025 | Asia, Miracle, Tragedy

OMG Bestie, Air India Just Had the Craziest Plane Crash—and Only ONE Guy Made It Out Alive?! Okay sooo… buckle up because this is, like, next-level tragic and totally shocking. On June 12, 2025, an Air India Boeing 787 Dreamliner (Flight AI171) literally fell...
OMG, Canada Bill C-2 Is Giving Border Security Vibes, But Like… at What Cost?

OMG, Canada Bill C-2 Is Giving Border Security Vibes, But Like… at What Cost?

by admin | Jun 12, 2025 | Canada, Immigration, USA

Okay bestie, Canada just dropped a major immigration remix and people are spiraling in Parliament faster than a drama queen on espresso. We’re talking about the “Strong Borders Act”, aka Bill C-2, and yes girl, it’s the federal government’s...
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