Okay babes, gather ’round because guess who just Irish exited the G7 summit like it was a brunch he didn’t wanna pay for? Yup—Donald J. Trump, the king of chaos, just packed up his MAGA mood and bounced out early from the G7 meeting in Kananaskis like it was giving “boring boardroom” instead of “global power moves.” And everyone’s like, “Wait… where’s he going?” and Trump’s like, “I already made America great, k bye.”
So what even was the tea? The G7 summit—aka the elite slumber party for the world’s richest democracies—was supposed to be all about climate, trade, Russia (still not invited, sorry Vlad), and pretending everyone gets along. But then Trump shows up all late-2000s reality TV energy, stirs the pot, refuses to sign on to some of the climate and trade language (because duh, science is a “hoax” again?), and then just dips out early before the group photo, final statements, and the whole “we’re united” charade. Awkward!
Now like, why did Trump leave? Official line was something about “prior engagements,” which is code for “I hate sharing the spotlight and I left my tanning bed on.” But let’s be real, girlies, the speculation is JUICY:
- Theory #1: He was over it. Sitting around with Mark Carney and Emmanuel Macron when they’re all besties again? Yeah, no thanks. Trump probably couldn’t handle another side-eye from Germany’s Friedrich Merz while Sir Keir Starmer tried not to laugh at his NATO rants.
- Theory #2: He didn’t get his way. Word is Trump demanded everyone prioritize his fave topics—like tariffs, immigration walls, and pretending Russia is just misunderstood—but the other leaders were like, “Umm no thanks, we’re doing grown-up stuff.”
- Theory #3: Cameras weren’t rolling. What’s the point of being at a summit if there isn’t a golden escalator or a Fox News segment about it?
- Theory #4: Trump Had Bigger Bombs to Drop—Literally
Like, what if Trump wasn’t just ghosting the G7 because he was bored of Mark Carney’s “hosting energy” or because Emmanuel Macron wouldn’t let him sit in the middle of the group photo—what if he was actually leaving to deal with something way more intense? Enter: Iran.
The tea is: On the same day Trump peaced out of the G7 (June 16, 2025), tensions between Israel and Iran were straight-up combusting. There were strikes, counterstrikes, and everybody was tossing around the word “escalation” like it was a hot potato.
Macron tried to be that guy and told reporters Trump was flying out early to help “mediate a ceasefire” in the Middle East. But then Trump clapped back and was like:
- “No, it’s much bigger than that. Macron got it wrong.”
Which is like, okay Donnie, what’s bigger than preventing a literal war?
So now everyone’s speculating:
Was Trump going back to Washington to greenlight or prep a U.S. strike on Iran? Or at least coordinate with Israel behind closed doors? Because leaving the G7 before the group statement and not FaceTiming into the finale is not normal behavior, even for him.
Basically, if Theory #4 is true, it means the G7 wasn’t dramatic enough for Trump. He needed something with more boom, more headlines, more “World War Who?” energy.
And babe, let’s be real: nothing says “I’m too busy for summit selfies” like walking out of a room full of world leaders to possibly plan a military strike.
Honestly, some diplomats were not shocked. One was overheard whispering, “It’s classic Trump. If he can’t be prom queen, he’s not staying for the dance.” Sassy but accurate.
Anyway, the final communiqué got released without him, and the rest of the leaders literally went on without missing a beat—like that one friend who leaves the group chat and nobody notices until weeks later.
So, yeah. Trump left early. The G7 survived. And somewhere, a Mar-a-Lago golf cart just did a celebratory burnout.
Stay tuned, besties—because if there’s one thing more dramatic than global diplomacy, it’s Donald Trump skipping out on it.
XOXO,
Valley Girl News
