by admin | Aug 19, 2025 | Canada, Elections, Politics
Okay babes, like grab your pumpkin spice latte because this one is straight-up reality TV meets democracy. Pierre P. — yes, that Pierre, the Conservative leader who flopped in April harder than a cheap eyelash in a rainstorm — is trying to claw his way back into...
by admin | Aug 16, 2025 | Canada
Okay babes, so like, Air Canada literally said bye-bye skies and the flight attendants totally walked off the job at 1 a.m. Saturday in what is basically Canada’s biggest airport runway meltdown since, like, forever. And omg, if you had travel plans? Yeah, so sorry,...
by admin | Jul 30, 2025 | Canada, Celebrity
By Valley Girl News At one point, betting sites gave Mélanie Joly—aka Canada’s Foreign Affairs Minister—a spicy 63% implied chance of becoming Trudeau’s next boo, based purely on some cozy lunch sightings and political ‘chemistry’ hotter than a G7 summit. Okay, babes....
by admin | Jul 29, 2025 | Canada, Economy, Travel, USA
Buckle up, babe, because like, the most iconic travel breakup of the year just happened—and it’s Canada saying, “Bye, girl” to the good ol’ U.S. of A. So like, back until 2024, Canadians were obsessed with American getaways. We’re talking 20.4 million trips in...
by admin | Jul 25, 2025 | Canada, Economy, Uncategorized, USA
Like, oh my gosh, buckle up babes because things are totally not chill between the U.S. and Canada right now — and it’s, like, so your wallet’s problem now too. Welcome to Valley Girl News where trade wars are so last season, but nobody told Trump. Trump just casually...
by admin | Jul 24, 2025 | Canada, Legal Issues, Opinion, Women
By Valley Girl News Babe. BABE. We have literally never been so furious, confused, and betrayed by a verdict in our lives. The five junior hockey players who were accused of sexually assaulting a young woman in a London, Ontario hotel room in 2018? They were all just...
by admin | Jul 22, 2025 | Canada, Economy
By Valley Girl News Okay sooo, in late June, PM Mark Carney was like, “Let’s go BIG,” and babes, he meant it—he dropped the biggest defense spending promise since, like, WW2. That means Canada’s gonna start spending 5% of its entire GDP on defense by 2035. Like,...
by admin | Jul 18, 2025 | Canada, Environment
Canada’s Climate Status Is, Like, NOT It—Unless You Love Wildfires, GHGs, and Empty Promises! Okay babes, so, like, Canada says it’s doing something about climate change… but the vibes are, like, mega mixed. So here’s what’s actually happening in our...
by admin | Jul 17, 2025 | Canada, Tragedy, USA
So like, a Canadian guy literally died in U.S. immigration custody and the whole thing is giving major shady vibes?? His name was Johnny Noviello, 49, and he wasn’t even undocumented or anything—he had a green card since the early ’90s, okay? He moved to the U.S. in...
by admin | Jul 17, 2025 | Canada, Economy, USA
Canada & U.S. Are Like, SO Not Vibing Right Now. So like, hi babes, it’s Valley Girl News and today we’re talking about, like, the most dramatic international friendship breakup of the year — Canada and the U.S. Like, they’re not technically at war but, um,...
