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When a Break-In Turns Into, Like, a National Debate on Self-Defence, Eh?

When a Break-In Turns Into, Like, a National Debate on Self-Defence, Eh?

by admin | Sep 6, 2025 | Canada, Legal Issues, Politics

Okay, babes, picture this: it’s the middle of the night on August 18, in the totally chill small town of Lindsay, Ontario, and, like, a dude just casually breaks into someone’s apartment. Like, hello? Who even does that? Anyway, the homeowner, Jeremy McDonald, is...
OPINION: OMG, Who Owns the Ice?! The Arctic Just Turned Into the Hottest Cold War

OPINION: OMG, Who Owns the Ice?! The Arctic Just Turned Into the Hottest Cold War

by admin | Aug 20, 2025 | Canada, Legal Issues, Opinion, USA

Okay babes, so like, the Arctic? Yeah, it’s not just about polar bears and cute snowy vibes anymore. It’s basically, um, the newest VIP section of the global club—and everyone’s elbowing their way in. Russia, Canada, the U.S., and even Denmark are all fighting over...
Opinion: The Canadian Justice System Just Said “Boys Will Be Boys” and We’re Screaming???

Opinion: The Canadian Justice System Just Said “Boys Will Be Boys” and We’re Screaming???

by admin | Jul 24, 2025 | Canada, Legal Issues, Opinion, Women

By Valley Girl News Babe. BABE. We have literally never been so furious, confused, and betrayed by a verdict in our lives. The five junior hockey players who were accused of sexually assaulting a young woman in a London, Ontario hotel room in 2018? They were all just...
Wait… Did Trump Just Bury the Epstein Files?

Wait… Did Trump Just Bury the Epstein Files?

by admin | Jul 15, 2025 | Donald Trump, Legal Issues, USA, Women

Omg babes, buckle up — because like, the tea around Trump and the Jeffrey Epstein files is boiling over, and some MAGA girlies are not okay. So here’s the sitch: Donald Trump and billionaire sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein weren’t just random party bros. Like, no. They...
Karen Read Walks Free, Babe! Court Said ‘Not Guilty,’ So Take That, Haters!

Karen Read Walks Free, Babe! Court Said ‘Not Guilty,’ So Take That, Haters!

by admin | Jun 18, 2025 | Good News, Legal Issues, Women

OMG, you guys—like, stop everything because today, June 18, 2025, was the day that Karen Read was declared totally not guilty of murdering her boyfriend, Boston cop John O’Keefe. Picture this: a Dedham, MA courtroom packed with anticipation, and cheers erupting from...
Gavin Newsom Is Fuming, Trump’s Sending Troops, and OMG What Could Come Next?!

Gavin Newsom Is Fuming, Trump’s Sending Troops, and OMG What Could Come Next?!

by admin | Jun 11, 2025 | Donald Trump, Legal Issues, Politics, USA

Okay babes, buckle up — because California is in, like, full drama mode right now. Governor Gavin Newsom? Literally on fire today (metaphorically, duh). And the reason? President Trump just went full Commander Barbie and decided to unilaterally send the National Guard...
Call the Lawyer, Sweetie — The States Are Done With Trump’s Nonsense

Call the Lawyer, Sweetie — The States Are Done With Trump’s Nonsense

by admin | Jun 9, 2025 | Donald Trump, Immigration, Legal Issues, Politics, USA

Okay besties, so like, what even is happening with all these lawsuits? If it feels like the states are constantly dragging the Trump administration into court lately, that’s because they literally are. As of this week, more than 20 states are actively suing the Trump...
Feds, Flags & Full-On Drama: L.A. Isn’t Playing with Trump’s Troop Tantrum

Feds, Flags & Full-On Drama: L.A. Isn’t Playing with Trump’s Troop Tantrum

by admin | Jun 8, 2025 | Donald Trump, Immigration, Legal Issues, Politics, USA

OMG, LA is Like, Totally in a Federal Drama Spiral Right Now. Okay bestie, buckle up because Los Angeles is like so not vibing with the federal government right now. It’s giving major power struggle, with a splash of protest chic, and like… girl, there’s actual tear...
Big, Bad & Barely Read: The Bill That Broke Elon

Big, Bad & Barely Read: The Bill That Broke Elon

by admin | Jun 5, 2025 | Donald Trump, Healthcare, Immigration, Legal Issues, Politics, USA

OMG okay so like buckle up babes, because we seriously need to talk about this hot mess express they’re calling the “Big Beautiful Bill”—or as Elon Musk is now calling it, the “Debt Slavery Bill” (yikes, dramatic much? But also… kinda fair??). So like, what is this...
SUNDAY BRAIN BRUNCH: This man is beyond gross. Like, expired milk left in the sun kind of gross.

SUNDAY BRAIN BRUNCH: This man is beyond gross. Like, expired milk left in the sun kind of gross.

by admin | Jun 1, 2025 | Celebrity, Legal Issues, Sunday Brain Brunch, United Kingdom

Omg, so Andrew Tate is literally the human version of a red flag parade, and somehow, he’s made himself even more unbearable. Just when you thought his whole creepy alpha-male circus was fading into obscurity, he’s back in the spotlight—but not for anything...
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