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Umm, why is my map calling it the Gulf of America?? Did I miss a memo?!

Umm, why is my map calling it the Gulf of America?? Did I miss a memo?!

by admin | Feb 13, 2025 | Donald Trump, Technology, USA

Omg, so like, American tech companies are totally renaming the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America for U.S. audiences, and people are losing it. This all started when Trump—yes, him—signed an executive order in January 2025 making it official because, like, America...
Can Someone Tell Trump Gaza Is NOT a Real Estate Investment?!

Can Someone Tell Trump Gaza Is NOT a Real Estate Investment?!

by admin | Feb 7, 2025 | Donald Trump, Israel, Middle East, USA, War

Omg, so like, in a totally shocking and dramatic move, former President Donald Trump has dropped this wild plan to take over the Gaza Strip, move out the Palestinians, and turn it into, like, a Middle Eastern version of the French Riviera or whatever. And Israel is...
Opinion: Wait, Has Trump’s America Left the Global Group Chat?

Opinion: Wait, Has Trump’s America Left the Global Group Chat?

by admin | Feb 6, 2025 | Donald Trump, Global, Opinion, Politics, USA

So, is Trump like totally shaking up the world order? I mean, duh. But the real question is—are other countries just gonna, you know, move on without America? Honestly, it’s starting to look that way. For decades, the U.S. was like, the queen bee of global...
North America Trade War, Like, Totally Averted—For Now!

North America Trade War, Like, Totally Averted—For Now!

by admin | Feb 4, 2025 | Business, Canada, Donald Trump, Economics, Economy, Politics, USA

Okay, so like, major crisis averted, you guys! The whole North America trade war that was about to go down? Yeah, it’s on pause for 30 days, thanks to some last-minute drama-filled negotiations between the U.S., Canada, and Mexico. President Donald Trump was totally...
Like, Is The USA Seriously Trying to Start a Trade War Right Now?!

Like, Is The USA Seriously Trying to Start a Trade War Right Now?!

by admin | Feb 2, 2025 | Asia, Business, Canada, Donald Trump, Economics, Economy, Global, Politics, USA

Like, oh my gosh, the United States is totally shaking things up with these, like, major tariffs on Canada, Mexico, and China. And it’s causing major drama in the global economy. So, trade wars aren’t exactly a new thing. Back in the day, the Smoot-Hawley Tariff...
Opinion: Helicopter Crash—Was the U.S. FAA Short-Staffed Or Were There Too Many Women and Minorities Working There?

Opinion: Helicopter Crash—Was the U.S. FAA Short-Staffed Or Were There Too Many Women and Minorities Working There?

by admin | Feb 1, 2025 | Donald Trump, Tragedy, USA

Okay, so like, what is even happening with the U.S. Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) right now? Because this airplane-helicopter crash near Washington D.C.’s Reagan National Airport is beyond tragic, and now everyone is pointing fingers. Like, all 67 people...
Denmark Just Called Trump’s Greenland Idea ‘Absurd,’ and Honestly, Same.

Denmark Just Called Trump’s Greenland Idea ‘Absurd,’ and Honestly, Same.

by admin | Jan 26, 2025 | Donald Trump, Europe, Global, Politics, USA

Oh my gosh, okay, so like, let’s talk about Trump and his whole obsession with Greenland because, honestly, what even is this? So apparently, the U.S. has been eyeing Greenland for forever. Like, back in the 1800s, after they snagged Alaska, they were all like,...
OMG, Did Elon Musk Just Give the Nazi Salute? The Internet Is Losing It!

OMG, Did Elon Musk Just Give the Nazi Salute? The Internet Is Losing It!

by admin | Jan 22, 2025 | Celebrity, Culture, Donald Trump, Politics, USA

Let’s talk about Elon Musk. You know, the billionaire who’s always in the headlines for, like, inventing rockets, tweeting, or naming his kids something unpronounceable? Well, now he’s in the spotlight for something way more controversial: a gesture he made at Donald...
Donald Trump’s Inauguration: OMG, He’s Back! A Historic Comeback and Drama-Packed First Day

Donald Trump’s Inauguration: OMG, He’s Back! A Historic Comeback and Drama-Packed First Day

by admin | Jan 21, 2025 | Donald Trump, Elections, Politics, USA

So, January 20, 2025, was the day Donald J. Trump made history AGAIN as the 47th President of the United States, and is first ex-prez since Grover Cleveland in the 1800s to reclaim the White House. It’s giving major “main character energy”, and people are...
TikTok U.S. Drama: How It Got Ghosted and Then Resurrected in Less Than 24 Hours!

TikTok U.S. Drama: How It Got Ghosted and Then Resurrected in Less Than 24 Hours!

by admin | Jan 20, 2025 | Business, Culture, Donald Trump, Technology, USA

Oh. My. Gosh. Like, can we talk about the whole TikTok drama in the U.S. right now? Because honestly, it’s giving whiplash. One second, TikTok is basically ghosted from everyone’s phones, and then poof — it’s back, less than 24 hours later. So, like, what even...
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