Six Women Just Went to Space and OMG It Was So Iconic 💫🚀

by admin | Apr 15, 2025 | Business, Celebrity, Space, Technology, USA, Women

Okay, so like, yesterday? Six totally fabulous women blasted off into space on a Blue Origin rocket, and honestly? It was giving female empowerment, space glam, and history-making realness all at once. Like, who doesn’t wanna go to space in a designer jumpsuit while...

OMG, Meta’s in Major Trouble and Zuckerberg’s Gonna Get Grilled by Congress Today!

by admin | Apr 14, 2025 | Business, Economy, Legal Issues, Politics, Technology, USA

Okay babes, buckle up, because like, things are getting seriously messy for Meta. The company behind Facebook, Instagram, WhatsApp—you know, like everything—is being accused of totally breaking antitrust laws. And guess what? Mark Zuckerberg is heading to Congress...

He Told Everyone to Buy Stocks and Then Helped Them Go Up? Babe, That’s Called Manipulation

by admin | Apr 11, 2025 | Business, Donald Trump, Economy, Finance, Legal Issues, Politics, USA

Okay so like, picture this. It’s Wednesday morning, you’re sipping your matcha, scrolling through Truth Social for the drama (as one does), and Donald Trump—yes, that Donald—randomly drops a post saying now’s a “great time to buy stocks.” Like… huh?? No...

Is Trump Ruining America?

by admin | Apr 4, 2025 | Business, Donald Trump, Global, Politics, USA

Over the past week, we’ve written A LOT about Trump and tariffs and trade wars and literally said we won’t write any more for at least a week… but now, we can’t help it because it’s literally NEWS that affects everyone. Because things in...

So, Uh, Are We About to Be in a Global Trade War?? Asking for My Wallet

by admin | Apr 3, 2025 | Business, Donald Trump, Economics, Global, Politics, USA

You guys, the U.S. just went full savage on trade, and now the whole world is, like, totally freaking out. Tariffs are going way up, countries are threatening to retaliate, and China is straight-up blocking its companies from investing in America. It’s giving “breakup...

OMG, Why Is Trump Slapping Everyone With Tariffs? Like, Chill!

by admin | Apr 1, 2025 | Business, Donald Trump, Economy, Europe, Politics, USA

Omg, you guys, the U.S. is about to, like, totally shake up global trade again, and it’s all happening super soon. So, President Trump is rolling out a fresh batch of tariffs, and let’s just say, nobody is safe. It’s all part of his “America First” vibe, and it...

Greenland Pulled the Ultimate “New Phone, Who Dis?” on JD Vance

by admin | Mar 30, 2025 | Europe, Politics, USA

OMG, so like, the drama with JD Vance and Greenland is just chef’s kiss political chaos. So, picture this: it’s March 2025, and Vice President JD Vance is all set to take a trip to Greenland. Except—plot twist—Greenland is like, um, who even invited you? And...

Total Chaos or Total Freedom? Trump’s Order to Dismantle the Education Department Sparks Major Debate

by admin | Mar 26, 2025 | Donald Trump, USA

Oh my gosh, Donald Trump recently signed an executive order to, like, start dismantling the U.S. Department of Education. Yeah, like, he just went for it. And honestly? It’s a huge deal because this could completely shake up how education works in America. Like, it’s...

Oops! Trump’s Team Accidentally Added a Journalist to a Top-Secret Military Chat

by admin | Mar 25, 2025 | Donald Trump, Politics, USA, War

Omg, you guys, this is, like, the biggest fail in national security history, and honestly, I cannot even deal. So, get this—top Trump officials accidentally added The Atlantic’s editor-in-chief, Jeffrey Goldberg, to their super-secret group chat where they were...

Houston, We Had a Problem—Butch & Suni Stuck in Space for 9 Months, Now They’re Finally Coming Home!

by admin | Mar 18, 2025 | Science, Space, USA

Okay, so like, NASA astronauts Butch Wilmore and Suni Williams are FINALLY coming home after, like, totally being stranded in space for NINE months. Can you even?! Their little spaceship undocked from the International Space Station (ISS) at, like, 1:05 a.m. Eastern...