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Mark Carney Does Diplomacy, Pierre P. Does Trump Applause: Canada Reacts to Venezuela Chaos

Mark Carney Does Diplomacy, Pierre P. Does Trump Applause: Canada Reacts to Venezuela Chaos

by admin | Jan 4, 2026 | Canada, Venezuela, War

Okay so like… imagine a geopolitical crisis where one guy is calmly clutching international law like a security blanket, and another is basically smashing the repost button on Donald Trump like it’s fan merch. Welcome to Canada’s very different reactions to the sudden...
Ukraine talks are happening… but missiles are still texting

Ukraine talks are happening… but missiles are still texting

by admin | Dec 27, 2025 | Ukraine, War, Zelenskyy

Here’s the thing: if vibes were policy, this meeting would already be a smash hit. Prime Minister Mark Carney sitting down with Volodymyr Zelensky in Halifax “ahead of peace talks hosted by the U.S. president this weekend” is very much giving serious geopolitics but...
When Peace Looks Cute on Paper — But Everyone’s Lowkey Terrified of Trump

When Peace Looks Cute on Paper — But Everyone’s Lowkey Terrified of Trump

by admin | Oct 15, 2025 | Donald Trump, Middle East, War

Okay so like, picture this: desert sunset, camera flashes, pens gliding across glossy documents — peace at last in the Middle East! But babe, let’s be real — not all signatures are written in ink… some are written in fear. So here’s the tea. On October 13, 2025,...
Peace in Gaza?! The deal that shocked the Middle East Explained

Peace in Gaza?! The deal that shocked the Middle East Explained

by admin | Oct 9, 2025 | Gaza, Israel, USA, War

Omg okay so like — it’s totally happening. Israelis and Palestinians were literally celebrating in the streets on Thursday after Hamas and Israel signed this major ceasefire agreement that’s basically, like, the biggest step ever toward ending the two-year war in...
Trump Says Peace, Netanyahu Says War—So, Which One Is It?

Trump Says Peace, Netanyahu Says War—So, Which One Is It?

by admin | Sep 30, 2025 | Gaza, USA, War

Okay, so like, President Donald Trump just totally dropped this mega dramatic 20-point peace plan to end the war in Gaza, and honestly? It’s giving last-ditch, Hail Mary vibes. He rolled it out Monday with Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu standing right...
France Finally Recognizes Palestine… Like, Took You Long Enough

France Finally Recognizes Palestine… Like, Took You Long Enough

by admin | Sep 22, 2025 | France, Israel, Palestine, Politics, War

Oh my gosh besties, France just, like, dropped a total diplomatic bombshell and finally recognized Palestine as a state, and everyone’s like… um, what took you so long, babe? On September 22, 2025, French President Emmanuel Macron got up at the UN General Assembly and...
Poland vs. Russian Drones—WWII Vibes Are, Like, So Not It

Poland vs. Russian Drones—WWII Vibes Are, Like, So Not It

by admin | Sep 10, 2025 | Europe, Russia, Ukraine, War

Like, okay besties, Europe just had its biggest “uh-oh” moment in like forever, and I’m seriously not being dramatic. Late on September 10, 2025, while Russia was unleashing this, like, mega-wave of 415 drones and over 40 missiles on Ukraine, a bunch of those...
Trilatalks or Trila-dramas?! Trump, Zelensky & Maybe Putin Walk Into the White House…

Trilatalks or Trila-dramas?! Trump, Zelensky & Maybe Putin Walk Into the White House…

by admin | Aug 18, 2025 | Donald Trump, Ukraine, War, Zelenskyy

Okay babes, so like Monday was totally not just a regular Monday, it was, um, mega dramatic Monday! President Volodymyr Zelensky showed up at the White House looking all serious-chic, President Donald Trump was already flexing about how he “just hung out” with Putin...
Trump and Putin in Alaska Just Invented NATO-Lite and We’re, Like, Shook!

Trump and Putin in Alaska Just Invented NATO-Lite and We’re, Like, Shook!

by admin | Aug 17, 2025 | Donald Trump, Europe, Putin, Ukraine, War, Zelenskyy

So, babes, picture it: Anchorage, Alaska, Friday night. Trump and Putin stroll into J-B Elmendorf-Richardson like they’re co-headlining Coachella. There’s handshakes, flyovers, and sooo many reporters screaming “Ukraine?? Ukraine??” at Putin, who—shockingly—didn’t,...
Trump’s War Games: From Bunker Buster to Boom Daddy

Trump’s War Games: From Bunker Buster to Boom Daddy

by admin | Jun 23, 2025 | Donald Trump, USA, War

So, like, President Trump just totally launched a full-on war vibe, and girl, it’s giving Middle East Mayhem meets MAGA meltdown. Over the weekend, he literally dropped bunker-busting bombs on Iran’s super-secret nuclear spots—Fordo, Natanz, and Isfahan, if...
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