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“If I Go Missing, It Was That Hinge Date”: The Mental Load of Just Existing as a Woman

“If I Go Missing, It Was That Hinge Date”: The Mental Load of Just Existing as a Woman

by admin | Jul 29, 2025 | Culture, Opinion, Women

Okay soooo… can we not romanticize being a woman in 2025 until we talk about how we have to like, run background checks on every man who buys us a matcha latte? Because dating is supposed to be cute, not a true crime documentary in the making. This is Valley Girl News...
Opinion: The Canadian Justice System Just Said “Boys Will Be Boys” and We’re Screaming???

Opinion: The Canadian Justice System Just Said “Boys Will Be Boys” and We’re Screaming???

by admin | Jul 24, 2025 | Canada, Legal Issues, Opinion, Women

By Valley Girl News Babe. BABE. We have literally never been so furious, confused, and betrayed by a verdict in our lives. The five junior hockey players who were accused of sexually assaulting a young woman in a London, Ontario hotel room in 2018? They were all just...
Wait… Did Trump Just Bury the Epstein Files?

Wait… Did Trump Just Bury the Epstein Files?

by admin | Jul 15, 2025 | Donald Trump, Legal Issues, USA, Women

Omg babes, buckle up — because like, the tea around Trump and the Jeffrey Epstein files is boiling over, and some MAGA girlies are not okay. So here’s the sitch: Donald Trump and billionaire sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein weren’t just random party bros. Like, no. They...
Karen Read Walks Free, Babe! Court Said ‘Not Guilty,’ So Take That, Haters!

Karen Read Walks Free, Babe! Court Said ‘Not Guilty,’ So Take That, Haters!

by admin | Jun 18, 2025 | Good News, Legal Issues, Women

OMG, you guys—like, stop everything because today, June 18, 2025, was the day that Karen Read was declared totally not guilty of murdering her boyfriend, Boston cop John O’Keefe. Picture this: a Dedham, MA courtroom packed with anticipation, and cheers erupting from...
OMG, The Junior Hockey Trial Is Like, Totally a Mess — And the Victim? She’s Heartbreakingly Brave

OMG, The Junior Hockey Trial Is Like, Totally a Mess — And the Victim? She’s Heartbreakingly Brave

by admin | May 29, 2025 | Canada, Legal Issues, Sports, Women

So, Like, What Even Happened? Okay babes, buckle up. We’re talking about one of the messiest scandals to ever hit Canadian hockey. Picture it: June 2018, London, Ontario. The junior men’s national team is out celebrating their gold medal win at some fancy...
Where is Melania Trump?! The First Lady Who’s, Like, Never at the White House

Where is Melania Trump?! The First Lady Who’s, Like, Never at the White House

by admin | May 8, 2025 | Celebrity, Opinion, Politics, USA, Women

Okay, so like—where even is Melania Trump these days? Ever since Donald Trump got inaugurated again on January 20, 2025 (ugh, wild, right?), Melania has been seriously MIA. Like, out of the first 108 days in office, guess how many she’s been at the White House?...
OMG Katy Perry’s “Lifetimes Tour” Just Launched and, Like, Fans Are Kinda Not Vibing With the Dancing?

OMG Katy Perry’s “Lifetimes Tour” Just Launched and, Like, Fans Are Kinda Not Vibing With the Dancing?

by admin | Apr 25, 2025 | Celebrity, Music, Women

Okay so like, Katy Perry finally kicked off her “Lifetimes Tour” on April 23 in Mexico City — and girl, it was a whole vibe. She came back after, what, seven years? Like, that’s practically a lifetime, no pun intended. And obvi, she served looks —...
Oh my gosh, the Karen Read retrial is, like, so happening again!

Oh my gosh, the Karen Read retrial is, like, so happening again!

by admin | Apr 23, 2025 | Legal Issues, Tragedy, USA, Women

Okay bestie, so here’s the tea: Karen Read is totally back in court after her first murder trial ended in a big ol’ mistrial in July 2024. Like, the jury just couldn’t decide if she did it or not, which is, like, kind of a big deal when you’re literally being accused...
Six Women Just Went to Space and OMG It Was So Iconic 💫🚀

Six Women Just Went to Space and OMG It Was So Iconic 💫🚀

by admin | Apr 15, 2025 | Business, Celebrity, Space, Technology, USA, Women

Okay, so like, yesterday? Six totally fabulous women blasted off into space on a Blue Origin rocket, and honestly? It was giving female empowerment, space glam, and history-making realness all at once. Like, who doesn’t wanna go to space in a designer jumpsuit while...
The Manosphere Is, Like, So Overrated—And Andrew Tate Is Proof

The Manosphere Is, Like, So Overrated—And Andrew Tate Is Proof

by admin | Mar 23, 2025 | Celebrity, Culture, Women

Okay, so like, Andrew Tate and his brother Tristan just had to totally drag themselves back to Romania after spending weeks in the U.S., and let’s be real, they were not happy about it. They had this travel ban lifted, which meant they could jet around, but now they...
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