by admin | Jul 4, 2025 | Canada, Donald Trump, Economy, Finance
By Valley Girl News Okay babe, let’s just say it: Mark Carney didn’t just enter politics — he entered with a briefcase, a spreadsheet, and world domination energy. Now that he’s officially Prime Minister of Canada, we need to talk about how he might also be low-key…...
by admin | Jul 4, 2025 | Donald Trump, Economy, Environment, Immigration, USA
OMG, babes, like, brace yourselves because Capitol Hill just went full reality show today! Trump’s “One Big Beautiful Bill” — yes, that’s literally what it’s called — totally passed both the House and Senate. And honestly? It’s, like, giving major “rich get richer,...
by admin | Jul 2, 2025 | Canada, Economy
Okay, so like, Canada is totally in the middle of a full-on housing meltdown, and honestly? It’s a mess. Whether you’re trying to rent a tiny shoebox in Toronto or dreaming of owning your own little patch of land in Vancouver, it’s just… not happening. Prices...
by admin | Jul 1, 2025 | China, USA
Okay babes, buckle up, because the global energy drama is, like, totally heating up — literally. While the planet is melting and climate scientists are waving their arms like “HELLO, CRISIS?”, the U.S. and China are so not on the same page. Spoiler: China is winning...
by admin | Jun 30, 2025 | Environment, Europe, Global, Natural Disaster, Weather
Okay, so Europe is, like, totally sweating through the hottest June and July it’s ever had, and no one seems remotely ready for it. Paris? A sweltering oven. Rome? Think pizza stone, but for people. Spain? Toastier than your ex’s DMs. And we’re not just talking summer...
by admin | Jun 29, 2025 | Business, Celebrity
Jeff Bezos & Lauren Sánchez Threw the Most Tone-Deaf Wedding of the Decade—Here’s Everything Cringey About It So like, picture this: the world is, like, literally melting, there’s inflation everywhere, and people are rationing groceries—and meanwhile Jeff Bezos...
by admin | Jun 27, 2025 | Business, Canada, Economy, Finance, USA
Stocks Are Literally Having a Glow-Up, Even While the World Is a Hot Mess Okay babe, so like… let’s talk about something actually shocking (besides your ex dating that walking red flag again): the Canadian (and the US) stock markets are totally slaying in 2025 — like,...
by admin | Jun 25, 2025 | Canada, Economy, Finance, Property
Okay sooo, like, guess what? Young Canadians under 30 are literally drowning in mortgage drama, and it’s not even a cute struggle. Like, according to this super serious credit agency TransUnion (which, btw, sounds like a futuristic robot), younger homeowners are...
by admin | Jun 24, 2025 | Environment, Future, Global, Politics
— Valley Girl News, reporting from the frontlines of fab and foreign policy Okay besties, gather ‘round because the tea from the NATO Summit today is, like, burning. The alliance is officially having the “can-you-even-afford-that?” moment in history, and the drama is...
by admin | Jun 23, 2025 | Donald Trump, USA, War
So, like, President Trump just totally launched a full-on war vibe, and girl, it’s giving Middle East Mayhem meets MAGA meltdown. Over the weekend, he literally dropped bunker-busting bombs on Iran’s super-secret nuclear spots—Fordo, Natanz, and Isfahan, if...
