Pierre P. Forgot His Amendment?? GIRL!?

Pierre P. Forgot His Amendment?? GIRL!?

Omg, okay, so like—get this—the Liberals barely squeaked through their first big “are-you-still-in-charge?” moment, and everyone on Parliament Hill was basically holding their breath while pretending not to care. So yeah, on Thursday night, the House of Commons had...
How the Blue Jays Made Canada Cry Cute Tears

How the Blue Jays Made Canada Cry Cute Tears

Okay so like… everyone in Canada basically cried into their Tim Hortons this weekend. Because the Toronto Blue Jays — our sweet, chaotic, lovable national obsession — totally almost did it. After a World Series run that had literally the entire country losing its...
Blue Jays played 18 innings just to get Ohtani’d

Blue Jays played 18 innings just to get Ohtani’d

Okay, babes, grab your iced lattes because this World Series is officially in its main character era. Like, if baseball had an Oscars night, this would be it — the Los Angeles Dodgers starring Shohei “Literally Not Human” Ohtani just outlasted the Toronto Blue Jays in...
Donny’s 10% Temper Tantrum (Trade Edition)

Donny’s 10% Temper Tantrum (Trade Edition)

Okay, so like… Donald Trump is having another one of his full-on tariff tantrums, and this time it’s aimed at — wait for it — Canada. Yep, the guy who once bragged about his “beautiful friendship” with the Great White North just announced he’s slapping an extra 10%...
Oh. My. Blue Jays!

Oh. My. Blue Jays!

Hold onto your double-double, hockey towels, and oversized leaf-flags because the Toronto Blue Jays are positively serving excellence and major Canadian pride as they soar into the 2025 World Series (yes, fluff your pillows: this is a moment) to face off with the...