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Trump Says ‘Never on the Plane’ While the Plane Says ‘Girl, Seen This Guy Eight Times’

Trump Says ‘Never on the Plane’ While the Plane Says ‘Girl, Seen This Guy Eight Times’

by admin | Dec 23, 2025 | USA

Okay bestie, buckle up, grab an iced latte, and put on your “be so for real right now” sunglasses, because the Epstein files drop has officially entered its gaslight, gatekeep, redact era — and Donald Trump is acting like everyone else is just… stupid. So here’s the...
POV: You’re a federal worker and Ottawa said ‘Happy Holidays, you’re fired

POV: You’re a federal worker and Ottawa said ‘Happy Holidays, you’re fired

by admin | Dec 22, 2025 | Canada

So like, federal public servants thought they were heading into the holidays thinking about cookies, travel plans, and maybe one last Outlook auto-reply… but Ottawa was like, surprise! When they come back in the new year, thousands of workers are expected to find out...
Pierre P. Slams Carney Over U.S. Tariffs: No Deal, No Timeline, No Chill

Pierre P. Slams Carney Over U.S. Tariffs: No Deal, No Timeline, No Chill

by admin | Dec 19, 2025 | Canada, Trades

Oh my God, okay, buckle up, because Canadian trade drama just went full messy geopolitics, and Prime Minister Mark Carney basically stood in Ottawa and said: don’t hold your breath for a U.S.–Canada trade peace deal anytime soon. So like, here’s the vibe. Carney...
SUNDAY BRAIN BRUNCH: Hanukkah in Darkness

SUNDAY BRAIN BRUNCH: Hanukkah in Darkness

by admin | Dec 14, 2025 | Australia, Sunday Brain Brunch, Tragedy

Besties… this one hurts. Like, deep-in-your-chest, can’t-scroll-past-it hurts. What was supposed to be a night of light — literally Hanukkah, the holiday about hope surviving darkness — turned into absolute horror on Sydney’s Bondi Beach. Families. Kids. Grandparents....
Pierre P. is already losing it over Carney’s ‘finance bro’ diplomacy era.

Pierre P. is already losing it over Carney’s ‘finance bro’ diplomacy era.

by admin | Dec 13, 2025 | Canada, Politics

So like, Prime Minister Mark Carney is reportedly naming Mark Wiseman — yes, that Mark Wiseman — as Canada’s new ambassador to the United States, aka the most stressful job in the country right now. According to sources (who are being mysterious because cabinet...
Canada’s World Cup era: praying, slaying, and maybe even beating Italy??

Canada’s World Cup era: praying, slaying, and maybe even beating Italy??

by admin | Dec 12, 2025 | Canada, Sports

Okay so like, grab your iced latte and buckle your seatbelt, because the 2026 FIFA World Cup is literally about to be that girl… and Canada is kinda, sorta, maybe entering her main-character era??? And yes, this is also the same World Cup that got inspired to invent a...
Alberta said: ‘New Year, New Me, New PREMIER?’ and launched 21 recall petitions like it’s a Black Friday sale

Alberta said: ‘New Year, New Me, New PREMIER?’ and launched 21 recall petitions like it’s a Black Friday sale

by admin | Dec 11, 2025 | Canada, Politics

Omg bestie, buckle UP because Alberta politics is, like, in its absolute messy era right now — and Danielle Smith is literally at the centre of a whole recall tornado that’s giving main character energy, but, like, in the worst way. So basically, Elections Alberta was...
Our Ambassador Said ‘I’m Out’ Before Trump Even Showed Up

Our Ambassador Said ‘I’m Out’ Before Trump Even Showed Up

by admin | Dec 10, 2025 | Canada, Trades, USA

Omg bestie, sooo like grab your iced latte because Ottawa just dropped a TOTAL diplomatic bombshell and I’m actually still recovering. Like… Canada’s top trade queen, Kirsten Hillman — yes, the girlie who’s been holding our entire U.S. relationship together with...
OMG Bestie… Are Canadians Getting Deported Like It’s Pumpkin Spice Season?!

OMG Bestie… Are Canadians Getting Deported Like It’s Pumpkin Spice Season?!

by admin | Dec 9, 2025 | Canada, Immigration, USA

So like… America is kinda having a moment right now, and honestly? It’s giving “main character energy in the worst way.” The U.S. immigration crackdown has gone soooo off the rails that even Canadians — yes, like maple-syrup-loving, double-double-ordering,...
Ontario Gov Really Said: ‘Let the Doctor Shortage Cook’ — And Now We’re All Suffering

Ontario Gov Really Said: ‘Let the Doctor Shortage Cook’ — And Now We’re All Suffering

by admin | Dec 4, 2025 | Canada, Healthcare

So babe, Ontario is literally in its flop era when it comes to doctors, and honestly? It’s giving “my appointment wait time is longer than my last situationship.” Like, according to this super dramatic new Ontario Medical Association (OMA) survey — which I swear read...
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