OMG, babes, like, brace yourselves because Capitol Hill just went full reality show today! Trump’s “One Big Beautiful Bill” — yes, that’s literally what it’s called — totally passed both the House and Senate. And honestly? It’s, like, giving major “rich get richer, poor get ditcher” vibes. Let’s spill.

So, babe, here’s what went down. Today, July 3, 2025, both chambers of Congress basically went full-on chaos mode over Trump’s gigantic bill—like, almost 900 pages—and no one even finished reading it. But honestly, since when has that stopped them, right?

The Senate? Total nail-biter. It passed by the slimmest margin—literally 51 to 50—and Vice President JD Vance, yes that JD Vance, had to step in and break the tie. Major drama.

And the House? Even messier, babe. The bill barely squeezed through with 218 votes to 214. Every single Democrat was, like, “absolutely not,” and only two Republicans—Thomas Massie and Brian Fitzpatrick—had the guts to say no. The rest? Total Trump fangirls, just lining up to sign whatever he puts in front of them.

Now here’s the tea on what’s actually inside this so-called “beautiful” bill, and babe, spoiler alert—it’s an absolute disaster. First off, those 2017 tax cuts that mostly helped rich people? They’re now permanent. Like, forever. No going back.

And tips and overtime pay? Basically tax-free now. No taxes on your tips or extra hours, which sounds cute at first—like your fave barista might get a little boost—but let’s be real, it’s not gonna help much if they get sick or need healthcare.

Then there’s Medicaid and SNAP, the programs that help low-income folks with healthcare and food. They’re getting slashed—hard. So basically, if you’re broke and something bad happens, good luck out there, babe.

And don’t even get me started on green energy. They gutted the tax credits for solar and wind. It’s like, bye-bye planet, hello gas-guzzling SUVs again. Honestly, it’s giving straight-up climate villain energy.

Meanwhile, the defense and border spending in this bill? It’s out of control. ICE alone is getting around one hundred billion dollars by 2029. It’s like they’re funding a dystopian sequel no one asked for.

Oh, and babe, in case you’re wondering—yes, this whole thing is going to cost a fortune. The Congressional Budget Office—like, the ultimate math nerds—says it’ll blow up the deficit by about three trillion dollars over the next decade. And, yeah, up to twelve million people could lose their health insurance because of the Medicaid cuts. But hey, at least billionaires get more yacht money, right?

And why did this pass today of all days? Girl, it’s all about the drama. Trump literally planned this to pass right before July 4th so he could sign it tomorrow, on Independence Day, and brag about it like it’s America’s big comeback. He’s even lining up a military flyover for his little victory party. Subtlety? Never heard of her.

Oh, and behind the scenes? Total bribery vibes. Reports are saying some lawmakers got offered federal projects and campaign cash if they voted yes. It’s corruption at, like, an iconic level.

So who’s winning here? Rich people, obviously. Big corporations, defense contractors, and Trump’s whole re-election crew—they’re all celebrating. Meanwhile, low-income families, people on Medicaid and food stamps, green energy supporters, and literally the planet itself are the ones getting wrecked.

Honestly, babe, this bill feels like if Keeping Up with the Kardashians wrote tax policy. Trump gets his fireworks moment, rich people get more champagne and caviar, and the rest? Stuck with, like, the crumbs. Don’t get distracted by the drama—this thing is gonna reshape America in a major way. And not in a fun, hot girl summer kind of way. It’s more like, oops, I broke democracy chic.

XOXO,

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