by admin | Jun 24, 2025 | Environment, Future, Global, Politics
— Valley Girl News, reporting from the frontlines of fab and foreign policy Okay besties, gather ‘round because the tea from the NATO Summit today is, like, burning. The alliance is officially having the “can-you-even-afford-that?” moment in history, and the drama is...
by admin | Jun 19, 2025 | Canada, Economy, Future
Your fave Valley Girl guide to geopolitics, gossip, and global glow-ups Okay babe, gather ’round because Canada’s new hottie PM Mark Carney just made his debut on the world stage at the G7 Summit in Kananaskis, Alberta, and omg—he totally slayed. Like, we’re...
by admin | Apr 17, 2025 | Culture, Future, Global, Good News, Science, Space, Technology
Okay, so get this: scientists might have found, like, an actual sign of life on a planet that’s super far away—like, 120 light-years far. It’s called K2-18b (ugh, could they have picked a cuter name?), and it’s chilling in the constellation Lyra, right in its star’s...
by admin | Oct 14, 2024 | Business, Future, Science, Space, Technology
Oh my gosh, like, SpaceX totally just nailed it with their super fancy rocket catch, and it’s, like, such a huge deal! So, on October 13, 2024, they caught their Super Heavy booster with these giant robotic arms, which are, like, totally called Mechazilla (um, can you...
by admin | Jun 29, 2024 | Environment, Future
The coolest thing just launched: a totally fab new carbon removal plant in Tuas, western Singapore. This groundbreaking project is a collaboration between UCLA, their spin-off Equatic, and Singapore’s national water agency PUB, along with the National Research...
by admin | Jun 23, 2024 | Environment, Europe, Future
Like, have you heard the latest? Greece is transforming this old, abandoned airport into the most amazing smart city ever! It’s called Ellinikon, and it’s going to be the largest urban regeneration project in all of Europe. This is totally happening and it’s all...
by admin | Jun 10, 2024 | Culture, Economics, Economy, Future
So, like, you guys, have you heard the latest tea? Birth rates in developed countries are, like, totally on the decline. And it’s kind of a big deal. Seriously, it’s everywhere right now, and we just have to talk about it. Okay, so, picture this: all these...
