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So, Uh, Are We About to Be in a Global Trade War?? Asking for My Wallet

So, Uh, Are We About to Be in a Global Trade War?? Asking for My Wallet

by admin | Apr 3, 2025 | Business, Donald Trump, Economics, Global, Politics, USA

You guys, the U.S. just went full savage on trade, and now the whole world is, like, totally freaking out. Tariffs are going way up, countries are threatening to retaliate, and China is straight-up blocking its companies from investing in America. It’s giving “breakup...
OMG, Why Is Trump Slapping Everyone With Tariffs? Like, Chill!

OMG, Why Is Trump Slapping Everyone With Tariffs? Like, Chill!

by admin | Apr 1, 2025 | Business, Donald Trump, Economy, Europe, Politics, USA

Omg, you guys, the U.S. is about to, like, totally shake up global trade again, and it’s all happening super soon. So, President Trump is rolling out a fresh batch of tariffs, and let’s just say, nobody is safe. It’s all part of his “America First” vibe, and it...
French Politics Just Got Messy – Marine Le Pen Found Guilty of Fraud

French Politics Just Got Messy – Marine Le Pen Found Guilty of Fraud

by admin | Mar 31, 2025 | Elections, France, Politics

Omg babe, so like, Marine Le Pen, the French far-right queen bee, just got totally convicted for, wait for it… embezzling European Union funds! And get this – she’s banned from running for office for five whole years. Yeah, you heard that right. That basically kills...
Greenland Pulled the Ultimate “New Phone, Who Dis?” on JD Vance

Greenland Pulled the Ultimate “New Phone, Who Dis?” on JD Vance

by admin | Mar 30, 2025 | Europe, Politics, USA

OMG, so like, the drama with JD Vance and Greenland is just chef’s kiss political chaos. So, picture this: it’s March 2025, and Vice President JD Vance is all set to take a trip to Greenland. Except—plot twist—Greenland is like, um, who even invited you? And...
Oops! Trump’s Team Accidentally Added a Journalist to a Top-Secret Military Chat

Oops! Trump’s Team Accidentally Added a Journalist to a Top-Secret Military Chat

by admin | Mar 25, 2025 | Donald Trump, Politics, USA, War

Omg, you guys, this is, like, the biggest fail in national security history, and honestly, I cannot even deal. So, get this—top Trump officials accidentally added The Atlantic’s editor-in-chief, Jeffrey Goldberg, to their super-secret group chat where they were...
Mark Carney vs. Trump? This Canadian Election Just Got Spicy

Mark Carney vs. Trump? This Canadian Election Just Got Spicy

by admin | Mar 24, 2025 | Canada, Elections, Politics

Oh my gosh, like, Canada is totally having a political moment right now, and it is so dramatic. Prime Minister Mark Carney just called an election for April 28, 2025, and honestly, the vibes are chaotic. He’s basically saying he needs a strong mandate to deal with...
Sudan’s Military Snaps Up the Presidential Palace—But the War is Far From Over

Sudan’s Military Snaps Up the Presidential Palace—But the War is Far From Over

by admin | Mar 22, 2025 | Africa, Politics, War

Sudan is like, totally in chaos right now, and it’s all because these two ex-BFFs, Lt. Gen. Abdel Fattah al-Burhan and Lt. Gen. Mohamed Hamdan Dagalo—aka Hemedti—are basically in a full-blown, power-hungry breakup. So, like, the Sudanese military, which Burhan...
Sooo, Should We Be Worried About This Whole Tariff Mess? (Spoiler: Yes)

Sooo, Should We Be Worried About This Whole Tariff Mess? (Spoiler: Yes)

by admin | Mar 12, 2025 | Business, Donald Trump, Economics, Economy, Politics, USA

Like, oh my gosh, babes, the U.S. is, like, totally in another trade war moment, and it is seriously drama central. So, President Trump is doing his whole “America First” thing again with these major tariffs, and, like, while he’s technically keeping...
Bye Justin, Hey Mark! Canada’s Got a New Liberal King and He’s Ready to Slay

Bye Justin, Hey Mark! Canada’s Got a New Liberal King and He’s Ready to Slay

by admin | Mar 10, 2025 | Canada, Politics

OMG, like, you are not gonna believe this, but Canada just got a major political glow-up! Mark Carney, aka the finance bro turned political icon, just totally snatched the leadership of the Liberal Party. He totally crushed the competition, winning a jaw-dropping...
Trump Tried to Mess with Canada—Now Canada Is Fighting Back

Trump Tried to Mess with Canada—Now Canada Is Fighting Back

by admin | Mar 8, 2025 | Canada, Donald Trump, Politics

Oh. My. Gosh. Like, Canadians are sooo over Trump right now, and honestly? Same. So, like, first, Trump goes and slaps these, like, totally rude tariffs on Canadian imports, right? And Canada is just like, “Uh, excuse you?” So they whip up this massive C$6.5 billion...
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