by admin | Aug 26, 2025 | Culture, Finance
Okay babes, let’s, like, totally talk money, because honestly, nobody wants to be, like, broke and stressed when they’re older, right? So, investing sounds super scary when you’re young — like it’s just old dudes in suits shouting on Wall Street — but actually, it’s...
by admin | Aug 25, 2025 | Canada, Sports
So, like, this weekend my friend A.S. decided to casually run 67 kilometers in the Pretty River Valley in Ontario. Yes, you read that right—sixty-seven. That’s basically the distance between “I feel cute” and “I can’t feel my legs anymore.” And the real kicker? People...
by admin | Aug 23, 2025 | Canada
So like, picture this: Sunday night in downtown Toronto, all the union bosses are in one fancy hotel ballroom basically saying, “Ottawa, babe, we’re over your nonsense.” Why? Because the federal government keeps pulling out this dusty little cheat code called Section...
by admin | Aug 22, 2025 | Canada, Politics
So, like, Canada’s whole vibe right now? Total rollercoaster, and not even the fun Six Flags kind. Parliament is basically giving “messy group project energy” where no one agrees but everyone still wants credit. It’s, like, constant squabbling over who’s the main...
by admin | Aug 20, 2025 | Canada, Legal Issues, Opinion, USA
Okay babes, so like, the Arctic? Yeah, it’s not just about polar bears and cute snowy vibes anymore. It’s basically, um, the newest VIP section of the global club—and everyone’s elbowing their way in. Russia, Canada, the U.S., and even Denmark are all fighting over...
by admin | Aug 19, 2025 | Canada, Elections, Politics
Okay babes, like grab your pumpkin spice latte because this one is straight-up reality TV meets democracy. Pierre P. — yes, that Pierre, the Conservative leader who flopped in April harder than a cheap eyelash in a rainstorm — is trying to claw his way back into...
by admin | Aug 18, 2025 | Donald Trump, Ukraine, War, Zelenskyy
Okay babes, so like Monday was totally not just a regular Monday, it was, um, mega dramatic Monday! President Volodymyr Zelensky showed up at the White House looking all serious-chic, President Donald Trump was already flexing about how he “just hung out” with Putin...
by admin | Aug 17, 2025 | Donald Trump, Europe, Putin, Ukraine, War, Zelenskyy
So, babes, picture it: Anchorage, Alaska, Friday night. Trump and Putin stroll into J-B Elmendorf-Richardson like they’re co-headlining Coachella. There’s handshakes, flyovers, and sooo many reporters screaming “Ukraine?? Ukraine??” at Putin, who—shockingly—didn’t,...
by admin | Aug 16, 2025 | Canada
Okay babes, so like, Air Canada literally said bye-bye skies and the flight attendants totally walked off the job at 1 a.m. Saturday in what is basically Canada’s biggest airport runway meltdown since, like, forever. And omg, if you had travel plans? Yeah, so sorry,...
by admin | Jul 31, 2025 | Gaza, Global, Middle East, Opinion
Okay besties, let’s be clear: we live in an age where you can literally get oat milk in orbit and WiFi on a ski lift. So like… why are children in Gaza starving to death in garbage-bag diapers? This is Valley Girl news reporting live from a Sephora parking lot near an...
