by admin | Jul 14, 2025 | Canada, Environment, Tragedy
Omg babes, Canada is literally, like, on fire—no, not in a hot girl summer kinda way but in a full-blown climate meltdown, cancel-your-camping-trip, can’t-breathe-outside. It’s July 2025 and we’ve already got over 3,000 wildfires raging across the country. More than...
by admin | Jul 14, 2025 | AI, Canada, Sunday Brain Brunch
Okay besties, so like, big alert from the academic world: our brains might be going full autopilot thanks to AI. Yup—those essays, discussion posts, even class questions you’ve been “just checking with ChatGPT” about? Turns out that could be making your brain, like,...
by admin | Jul 11, 2025 | Canada, Politics
Like, oh my gawd, babes! Welcome to the ultimate rodeo runway—Calgary Stampede 2025, the 113th in the leather‑boots-on-the-ground saga and basically the event of the summer. From July 4–13, this city‑wide hoedown is pulling in a gazillion cowgirls, businessmen,...
by admin | Jul 11, 2025 | Canada, Healthcare
OMG, babes, grab your oat milk latte because Canada’s emergency room disaster is, like, way worse than anyone thought—and honestly? The government has some serious explaining to do. Buckle up for this medical mess because it’s peak chaos. Okay, first of all, emergency...
by admin | Jul 9, 2025 | Canada, Opinion
OMG babes, like, gather round because Valley Girl News has some, like, super scary—but also kinda important—flood drama that we really need to talk about! So, you know how Texas literally got, like, wrecked by those horrific flash floods? Yeah, over 100 people have...
by admin | Jul 7, 2025 | Canada, Economy, Finance
Omg, babes, buckle up because Ottawa is like, totally in panic mode rn! Your fave Valley Girl News is here with all the tea on Canada’s latest budgeting drama—like, it’s giving austerity-core, but with designer suits. So, Prime Minister Mark Carney (yes, that Mark...
by admin | Jul 4, 2025 | Canada, Donald Trump, Economy, Finance
By Valley Girl News Okay babe, let’s just say it: Mark Carney didn’t just enter politics — he entered with a briefcase, a spreadsheet, and world domination energy. Now that he’s officially Prime Minister of Canada, we need to talk about how he might also be low-key…...
by admin | Jul 2, 2025 | Canada, Economy
Okay, so like, Canada is totally in the middle of a full-on housing meltdown, and honestly? It’s a mess. Whether you’re trying to rent a tiny shoebox in Toronto or dreaming of owning your own little patch of land in Vancouver, it’s just… not happening. Prices...
by admin | Jun 27, 2025 | Business, Canada, Economy, Finance, USA
Stocks Are Literally Having a Glow-Up, Even While the World Is a Hot Mess Okay babe, so like… let’s talk about something actually shocking (besides your ex dating that walking red flag again): the Canadian (and the US) stock markets are totally slaying in 2025 — like,...
by admin | Jun 25, 2025 | Canada, Economy, Finance, Property
Okay sooo, like, guess what? Young Canadians under 30 are literally drowning in mortgage drama, and it’s not even a cute struggle. Like, according to this super serious credit agency TransUnion (which, btw, sounds like a futuristic robot), younger homeowners are...
