by admin | Sep 3, 2025 | Canada, Healthcare, USA
Okay besties, so like buckle up, because America is giving the world whiplash over vaccines right now. In Florida, Governor Ron DeSantis and his ride-or-die Surgeon General Joseph Ladapo are basically saying: “You know those childhood vaccines we’ve had forever, like...
by admin | Aug 30, 2025 | Canada, Donald Trump, Opinion, USA
So, like, Ottawa just announced this totally major pact to provide Germany with liquefied gas and critical minerals. And Canada’s, like, building out these glam new gateways to the Atlantic, Pacific and even the Arctic. Basically, anywhere but Trumpland. It’s all part...
by admin | Aug 27, 2025 | Canada, Donald Trump, Politics, USA
Okay, babes, so like, whether you love him, hate him, or just scroll past him on your feed, Donald Trump’s second White House era (2025 edition) is basically rewriting the American script. And honestly? It’s, like, huge. Let’s spill the facts — no judgement, just...
by admin | Aug 25, 2025 | Canada, Sports
So, like, this weekend my friend A.S. decided to casually run 67 kilometers in the Pretty River Valley in Ontario. Yes, you read that right—sixty-seven. That’s basically the distance between “I feel cute” and “I can’t feel my legs anymore.” And the real kicker? People...
by admin | Aug 23, 2025 | Canada
So like, picture this: Sunday night in downtown Toronto, all the union bosses are in one fancy hotel ballroom basically saying, “Ottawa, babe, we’re over your nonsense.” Why? Because the federal government keeps pulling out this dusty little cheat code called Section...
by admin | Aug 22, 2025 | Canada, Politics
So, like, Canada’s whole vibe right now? Total rollercoaster, and not even the fun Six Flags kind. Parliament is basically giving “messy group project energy” where no one agrees but everyone still wants credit. It’s, like, constant squabbling over who’s the main...
by admin | Aug 20, 2025 | Canada, Legal Issues, Opinion, USA
Okay babes, so like, the Arctic? Yeah, it’s not just about polar bears and cute snowy vibes anymore. It’s basically, um, the newest VIP section of the global club—and everyone’s elbowing their way in. Russia, Canada, the U.S., and even Denmark are all fighting over...
by admin | Aug 19, 2025 | Canada, Elections, Politics
Okay babes, like grab your pumpkin spice latte because this one is straight-up reality TV meets democracy. Pierre P. — yes, that Pierre, the Conservative leader who flopped in April harder than a cheap eyelash in a rainstorm — is trying to claw his way back into...
by admin | Aug 16, 2025 | Canada
Okay babes, so like, Air Canada literally said bye-bye skies and the flight attendants totally walked off the job at 1 a.m. Saturday in what is basically Canada’s biggest airport runway meltdown since, like, forever. And omg, if you had travel plans? Yeah, so sorry,...
by admin | Jul 30, 2025 | Canada, Celebrity
By Valley Girl News At one point, betting sites gave Mélanie Joly—aka Canada’s Foreign Affairs Minister—a spicy 63% implied chance of becoming Trudeau’s next boo, based purely on some cozy lunch sightings and political ‘chemistry’ hotter than a G7 summit. Okay, babes....
