by admin | Jul 2, 2025 | Canada, Economy
Okay, so like, Canada is totally in the middle of a full-on housing meltdown, and honestly? It’s a mess. Whether you’re trying to rent a tiny shoebox in Toronto or dreaming of owning your own little patch of land in Vancouver, it’s just… not happening. Prices...
by admin | Jun 27, 2025 | Business, Canada, Economy, Finance, USA
Stocks Are Literally Having a Glow-Up, Even While the World Is a Hot Mess Okay babe, so like… let’s talk about something actually shocking (besides your ex dating that walking red flag again): the Canadian (and the US) stock markets are totally slaying in 2025 — like,...
by admin | Jun 25, 2025 | Canada, Economy, Finance, Property
Okay sooo, like, guess what? Young Canadians under 30 are literally drowning in mortgage drama, and it’s not even a cute struggle. Like, according to this super serious credit agency TransUnion (which, btw, sounds like a futuristic robot), younger homeowners are...
by admin | Jun 19, 2025 | Canada, Economy, Future
Your fave Valley Girl guide to geopolitics, gossip, and global glow-ups Okay babe, gather ’round because Canada’s new hottie PM Mark Carney just made his debut on the world stage at the G7 Summit in Kananaskis, Alberta, and omg—he totally slayed. Like, we’re...
by admin | Jun 17, 2025 | Canada, Donald Trump, Economy, Politics, USA
Okay babes, gather ’round because guess who just Irish exited the G7 summit like it was a brunch he didn’t wanna pay for? Yup—Donald J. Trump, the king of chaos, just packed up his MAGA mood and bounced out early from the G7 meeting in Kananaskis like it was...
by admin | Jun 10, 2025 | Canada, Donald Trump, Economy, Global, USA
Okay babes, grab your oat milk lattes and buckle up, because things just got wild. So, like, Donald Trump just went full drama king and doubled tariffs on imported aluminium and steel to a ridiculous 50%. And guess who’s totally getting burned? Yep — Canada. The...
by admin | Jun 2, 2025 | Business, Canada, Donald Trump, Economy, Global, Politics, USA
Okay so, first of all? President Trump just, like, doubled tariffs on Canadian steel and aluminum—up to 50%—like it’s no big deal? Excuse me sir, who hurt you? Because Canada’s steel industry is worth, like, $15 billion, and supports over 120,000 jobs, and now...
by admin | May 31, 2025 | Business, Canada, Economy, Politics
Oh my gosh, Canada Post is literally falling apart right now, and it’s, like, totally messing with everyone’s lives. If you’re waiting on a package, a birthday card from Grandma, or—gasp!—your passport, you might wanna sit down. Because honey, it is not showing...
by admin | May 12, 2025 | Business, China, Economy, Finance, Global, Good News, Politics, USA
So like, OMG you guys, after forever of this back-and-forth tariff tantrum, the United States and China are finally taking a breather. Like, for real. They just dropped a 90-day truce in Geneva over the weekend, and yes—it’s major. The US was all, “Hey let’s not...
by admin | Apr 29, 2025 | Canada, Donald Trump, Economy, Elections, Good News, Politics
Okay sooo, Canada literally just had its 2025 election, and guess what? Mark Carney—yes, that super chill former Bank of Canada and Bank of England guy—just totally became Prime Minister! Like, the Liberals clinched 168 seats (just two short of a full-on majority, ugh...
