by admin | Sep 23, 2025 | Global, Healthcare, USA
Like, omg besties, buckle up, because the Tylenol drama just got political, and the science world is so not amused. At a super flashy White House event on Monday, President Trump—literally yelling half the time—told pregnant women to “tough it out” and stop taking...
by admin | Jul 31, 2025 | Gaza, Global, Middle East, Opinion
Okay besties, let’s be clear: we live in an age where you can literally get oat milk in orbit and WiFi on a ski lift. So like… why are children in Gaza starving to death in garbage-bag diapers? This is Valley Girl news reporting live from a Sephora parking lot near an...
by admin | Jun 30, 2025 | Environment, Europe, Global, Natural Disaster, Weather
Okay, so Europe is, like, totally sweating through the hottest June and July it’s ever had, and no one seems remotely ready for it. Paris? A sweltering oven. Rome? Think pizza stone, but for people. Spain? Toastier than your ex’s DMs. And we’re not just talking summer...
by admin | Jun 24, 2025 | Environment, Future, Global, Politics
— Valley Girl News, reporting from the frontlines of fab and foreign policy Okay besties, gather ‘round because the tea from the NATO Summit today is, like, burning. The alliance is officially having the “can-you-even-afford-that?” moment in history, and the drama is...
by admin | Jun 16, 2025 | AI, Canada, Environment, Global, Politics
Okay bestie, buckle your hiking boots and pour yourself a triple-shot oat milk latte, ’cause the world’s elite political sleepover just dropped in the middle of nowhere — welcome to the G7 Summit in Kananaskis, Alberta, where global leaders are like, trying to...
by admin | Jun 15, 2025 | Culture, Global, Healthcare, Sunday Brain Brunch
Too much of the news = mental burnout. One story a day = mental slay. So ditch the drama, grab your latte, and catch the vibe at ValleyGirlNews.com. You’re welcome. Okay babe, let’s just be super real for a sec: the world is, like, always in maximum chaos mode. This...
by admin | Jun 10, 2025 | Canada, Donald Trump, Economy, Global, USA
Okay babes, grab your oat milk lattes and buckle up, because things just got wild. So, like, Donald Trump just went full drama king and doubled tariffs on imported aluminium and steel to a ridiculous 50%. And guess who’s totally getting burned? Yep — Canada. The...
by admin | Jun 2, 2025 | Business, Canada, Donald Trump, Economy, Global, Politics, USA
Okay so, first of all? President Trump just, like, doubled tariffs on Canadian steel and aluminum—up to 50%—like it’s no big deal? Excuse me sir, who hurt you? Because Canada’s steel industry is worth, like, $15 billion, and supports over 120,000 jobs, and now...
by admin | May 12, 2025 | Business, China, Economy, Finance, Global, Good News, Politics, USA
So like, OMG you guys, after forever of this back-and-forth tariff tantrum, the United States and China are finally taking a breather. Like, for real. They just dropped a 90-day truce in Geneva over the weekend, and yes—it’s major. The US was all, “Hey let’s not...
by admin | May 9, 2025 | Europe, Global, Good News, Italy
Okay sooo buckle up, bestie, because the Vatican just served a hot plate of holy shade and I am OBSESSED. So like, J.D. Vance—you know, the U.S. Vice President with major “I read one theology book and got cocky” energy? Yeah, him. He’s been out here trying to use...
