by admin | May 27, 2025 | Canada, Donald Trump, Politics
Okay sooo like, you’re not even gonna believe what just happened in Canada’s Parliament. Picture this: King Charles III, crown and all (okay, metaphorical crown, but still), straight-up walks into the House of Commons, stands at the throne, and said something that...
by admin | May 25, 2025 | Canada, Opinion, Politics, Sunday Brain Brunch, Tragedy
Like, this story is every parent’s worst nightmare—and it’s real. On a rainy Saturday night in Etobicoke, a 19-year-old driver, allegedly flying down Highway 401 like it was a racetrack, smashed into a family’s car with catastrophic force. And just like that—three...
by admin | May 23, 2025 | Canada, Politics, United Kingdom
So babes, grab your fascinators and maple lattes because King Charles III is, like, officially coming to Canadaaa on May 26-27, and it’s kinda iconic. This is his first royal trip since becoming King, and honestly? It’s giving drama, diplomacy, and designer suits. So...
by admin | May 21, 2025 | Gaza, Israel, Middle East, War
Okay, so like… what’s happening in Gaza right now is honestly beyond heartbreaking. And no, I’m not being dramatic—it’s literally a full-blown starvation crisis. Like, imagine waking up and there’s just nothing to eat. Not in your kitchen, not in the store, not...
by admin | May 18, 2025 | Healthcare
By Valleygirlnews Senior Brunch Correspondent Okay so like… is it just me or are Sunday brunches feeling kinda empty lately? And no, I don’t mean the tables—like people are actually showing up (thank you, bottomless mimosas), but girl… no one is eating. Plates...
by admin | May 17, 2025 | Canada, Healthcare, Travel
Okay babe, so like—grab your Purell and clutch your vaccine cards, ‘cause Canada is having a moment and not the cute kind. Measles, that totally old-school, should-be-extinct disease? Yeah. She’s back. And honestly? She’s being a dramatic little germ queen all across...
by admin | May 13, 2025 | Business, Donald Trump, Legal Issues, Politics, USA
Okay babes, so like—omg, guess what Donald Trump just did? He literally accepted a $400 million private jet from Qatar. Yes girl, Qatar, as in that super-rich oil country that also, like, maybe funds some really questionable groups? We’re talking a full-blown,...
by admin | May 12, 2025 | Business, China, Economy, Finance, Global, Good News, Politics, USA
So like, OMG you guys, after forever of this back-and-forth tariff tantrum, the United States and China are finally taking a breather. Like, for real. They just dropped a 90-day truce in Geneva over the weekend, and yes—it’s major. The US was all, “Hey let’s not...
by admin | May 11, 2025 | Culture, Good News, Healthcare, Science, Sunday Brain Brunch
Okay babes let’s get one thing straight: life is hard, coffee is expensive, and the group chat is like, totally dead half the time. But you know what never goes out of style? A good old-fashioned celebration. Whether it’s your BFF’s birthday, Beyoncé dropping a new...
by admin | May 9, 2025 | Europe, Global, Good News, Italy
Okay sooo buckle up, bestie, because the Vatican just served a hot plate of holy shade and I am OBSESSED. So like, J.D. Vance—you know, the U.S. Vice President with major “I read one theology book and got cocky” energy? Yeah, him. He’s been out here trying to use...