by admin | Jul 18, 2025 | Canada, Environment
Canada’s Climate Status Is, Like, NOT It—Unless You Love Wildfires, GHGs, and Empty Promises! Okay babes, so, like, Canada says it’s doing something about climate change… but the vibes are, like, mega mixed. So here’s what’s actually happening in our...
by admin | Jul 14, 2025 | Canada, Environment, Tragedy
Omg babes, Canada is literally, like, on fire—no, not in a hot girl summer kinda way but in a full-blown climate meltdown, cancel-your-camping-trip, can’t-breathe-outside. It’s July 2025 and we’ve already got over 3,000 wildfires raging across the country. More than...
by admin | Jul 4, 2025 | Donald Trump, Economy, Environment, Immigration, USA
OMG, babes, like, brace yourselves because Capitol Hill just went full reality show today! Trump’s “One Big Beautiful Bill” — yes, that’s literally what it’s called — totally passed both the House and Senate. And honestly? It’s, like, giving major “rich get richer,...
by admin | Jun 30, 2025 | Environment, Europe, Global, Natural Disaster, Weather
Okay, so Europe is, like, totally sweating through the hottest June and July it’s ever had, and no one seems remotely ready for it. Paris? A sweltering oven. Rome? Think pizza stone, but for people. Spain? Toastier than your ex’s DMs. And we’re not just talking summer...
by admin | Jun 24, 2025 | Environment, Future, Global, Politics
— Valley Girl News, reporting from the frontlines of fab and foreign policy Okay besties, gather ‘round because the tea from the NATO Summit today is, like, burning. The alliance is officially having the “can-you-even-afford-that?” moment in history, and the drama is...
by admin | Jun 16, 2025 | AI, Canada, Environment, Global, Politics
Okay bestie, buckle your hiking boots and pour yourself a triple-shot oat milk latte, ’cause the world’s elite political sleepover just dropped in the middle of nowhere — welcome to the G7 Summit in Kananaskis, Alberta, where global leaders are like, trying to...
by admin | May 1, 2025 | Business, Donald Trump, Economics, Environment, Europe, Politics, Putin, Ukraine, War, Zelenskyy
Okay, so like, on April 30th, 2025, the U.S. and Ukraine finally signed this suuuper major deal in D.C. — and honestly? It’s giving big international energy. Basically, they created this thing called the Reconstruction Investment Fund (very official-sounding, I...
by admin | Apr 28, 2025 | Environment, Europe, Technology, Weather
So, like, April 28, 2025? Major drama in Spain and Portugal, babes. The electricity just, like, peaced out across the whole area, and everyone was totally freaking out. It even hit a little bit of southern France and, like, even tiny Andorra. It’s honestly one of the...
by admin | Mar 27, 2025 | Environment, Tragedy
OMG, you guys, South Korea is totally dealing with the worst wildfires ever, and it’s seriously heartbreaking. Okay, so, these fires started on March 21 in Uiseong County, and they have been totally out of control, spreading super fast toward the coast. At least...
by admin | Jan 23, 2025 | Environment, Natural Disaster, USA, Weather
Oh my gosh, you guys, California is like, totally on fire again. The wildfires are raging, and it’s super scary. Over the past few weeks, the major fires in places like Los Angeles, Ventura, Riverside, and San Bernardino counties have, like, burned through over...
