by admin | Jul 11, 2025 | Canada, Politics
Like, oh my gawd, babes! Welcome to the ultimate rodeo runway—Calgary Stampede 2025, the 113th in the leather‑boots-on-the-ground saga and basically the event of the summer. From July 4–13, this city‑wide hoedown is pulling in a gazillion cowgirls, businessmen,...
by admin | Jul 7, 2025 | Natural Disaster, Politics, USA
OMG, You Guys — Texas Is, Like, Literally FLOODED, like, the Texas Hill Country just got hit by this massive flash flood after super heavy rain on July 4 (Independence Day, duh). The Guadalupe River was all, “Hold my beer!” and exploded over its banks, leaping almost...
by admin | Jul 5, 2025 | Politics, USA
Omg, buckle up, babes, because Washington D.C. just got way messier, and you are not ready! It’s Valley Girl News here, and yes, we’re talking about Elon Musk—the billionaire tech bro who owns X (formerly Twitter), Tesla, SpaceX, and now apparently, America’s...
by admin | Jun 24, 2025 | Environment, Future, Global, Politics
— Valley Girl News, reporting from the frontlines of fab and foreign policy Okay besties, gather ‘round because the tea from the NATO Summit today is, like, burning. The alliance is officially having the “can-you-even-afford-that?” moment in history, and the drama is...
by admin | Jun 17, 2025 | Canada, Donald Trump, Economy, Politics, USA
Okay babes, gather ’round because guess who just Irish exited the G7 summit like it was a brunch he didn’t wanna pay for? Yup—Donald J. Trump, the king of chaos, just packed up his MAGA mood and bounced out early from the G7 meeting in Kananaskis like it was...
by admin | Jun 16, 2025 | AI, Canada, Environment, Global, Politics
Okay bestie, buckle your hiking boots and pour yourself a triple-shot oat milk latte, ’cause the world’s elite political sleepover just dropped in the middle of nowhere — welcome to the G7 Summit in Kananaskis, Alberta, where global leaders are like, trying to...
by admin | Jun 11, 2025 | Donald Trump, Legal Issues, Politics, USA
Okay babes, buckle up — because California is in, like, full drama mode right now. Governor Gavin Newsom? Literally on fire today (metaphorically, duh). And the reason? President Trump just went full Commander Barbie and decided to unilaterally send the National Guard...
by admin | Jun 9, 2025 | Donald Trump, Immigration, Legal Issues, Politics, USA
Okay besties, so like, what even is happening with all these lawsuits? If it feels like the states are constantly dragging the Trump administration into court lately, that’s because they literally are. As of this week, more than 20 states are actively suing the Trump...
by admin | Jun 8, 2025 | Donald Trump, Immigration, Legal Issues, Politics, USA
OMG, LA is Like, Totally in a Federal Drama Spiral Right Now. Okay bestie, buckle up because Los Angeles is like so not vibing with the federal government right now. It’s giving major power struggle, with a splash of protest chic, and like… girl, there’s actual tear...
by admin | Jun 5, 2025 | Donald Trump, Healthcare, Immigration, Legal Issues, Politics, USA
OMG okay so like buckle up babes, because we seriously need to talk about this hot mess express they’re calling the “Big Beautiful Bill”—or as Elon Musk is now calling it, the “Debt Slavery Bill” (yikes, dramatic much? But also… kinda fair??). So like, what is this...
