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Trump’s War Games: From Bunker Buster to Boom Daddy

Trump’s War Games: From Bunker Buster to Boom Daddy

by admin | Jun 23, 2025 | Donald Trump, USA, War

So, like, President Trump just totally launched a full-on war vibe, and girl, it’s giving Middle East Mayhem meets MAGA meltdown. Over the weekend, he literally dropped bunker-busting bombs on Iran’s super-secret nuclear spots—Fordo, Natanz, and Isfahan, if...
“America Dropped Bombs on Iran AND the Vibe: World War Who?”

“America Dropped Bombs on Iran AND the Vibe: World War Who?”

by admin | Jun 22, 2025 | Iran, Israel, Middle East, USA, War

“Iran: Furious. Diplomats: Sweating. Trump: Chillin’.” So, yeah, the US just officially joined Israel’s bombing campaign, targeting Iran’s most secretive nuclear lairs. They used some super‑heavy bombs dropped by B‑2 bombers to totally wreck the deep underground...
“Like, Bang Bang America: Why the U.S. Is, Like, Sooo Obsessed with Guns Compared to Literally Everyone Else”

“Like, Bang Bang America: Why the U.S. Is, Like, Sooo Obsessed with Guns Compared to Literally Everyone Else”

by admin | Jun 20, 2025 | Canada, Culture, Tragedy, USA

Okay bestie, let’s talk about America and its literal situationship with guns. Like, you know how every country has its quirks? France has baguettes, Italy has pizza, Japan has Hello Kitty… and the U.S.? Yeah, it’s giving active shooter drills. So, let’s...
Trump Ditches G7 Early, and Honestly? The Drama Was Peaking Anyway

Trump Ditches G7 Early, and Honestly? The Drama Was Peaking Anyway

by admin | Jun 17, 2025 | Canada, Donald Trump, Economy, Politics, USA

Okay babes, gather ’round because guess who just Irish exited the G7 summit like it was a brunch he didn’t wanna pay for? Yup—Donald J. Trump, the king of chaos, just packed up his MAGA mood and bounced out early from the G7 meeting in Kananaskis like it was...
OMG, Canada Bill C-2 Is Giving Border Security Vibes, But Like… at What Cost?

OMG, Canada Bill C-2 Is Giving Border Security Vibes, But Like… at What Cost?

by admin | Jun 12, 2025 | Canada, Immigration, USA

Okay bestie, Canada just dropped a major immigration remix and people are spiraling in Parliament faster than a drama queen on espresso. We’re talking about the “Strong Borders Act”, aka Bill C-2, and yes girl, it’s the federal government’s...
Gavin Newsom Is Fuming, Trump’s Sending Troops, and OMG What Could Come Next?!

Gavin Newsom Is Fuming, Trump’s Sending Troops, and OMG What Could Come Next?!

by admin | Jun 11, 2025 | Donald Trump, Legal Issues, Politics, USA

Okay babes, buckle up — because California is in, like, full drama mode right now. Governor Gavin Newsom? Literally on fire today (metaphorically, duh). And the reason? President Trump just went full Commander Barbie and decided to unilaterally send the National Guard...
Ugh, Tariff Trouble in Tundra Town: Trump Just Messed with Canadian Aluminium…Again!

Ugh, Tariff Trouble in Tundra Town: Trump Just Messed with Canadian Aluminium…Again!

by admin | Jun 10, 2025 | Canada, Donald Trump, Economy, Global, USA

Okay babes, grab your oat milk lattes and buckle up, because things just got wild. So, like, Donald Trump just went full drama king and doubled tariffs on imported aluminium and steel to a ridiculous 50%. And guess who’s totally getting burned? Yep — Canada. The...
Call the Lawyer, Sweetie — The States Are Done With Trump’s Nonsense

Call the Lawyer, Sweetie — The States Are Done With Trump’s Nonsense

by admin | Jun 9, 2025 | Donald Trump, Immigration, Legal Issues, Politics, USA

Okay besties, so like, what even is happening with all these lawsuits? If it feels like the states are constantly dragging the Trump administration into court lately, that’s because they literally are. As of this week, more than 20 states are actively suing the Trump...
Feds, Flags & Full-On Drama: L.A. Isn’t Playing with Trump’s Troop Tantrum

Feds, Flags & Full-On Drama: L.A. Isn’t Playing with Trump’s Troop Tantrum

by admin | Jun 8, 2025 | Donald Trump, Immigration, Legal Issues, Politics, USA

OMG, LA is Like, Totally in a Federal Drama Spiral Right Now. Okay bestie, buckle up because Los Angeles is like so not vibing with the federal government right now. It’s giving major power struggle, with a splash of protest chic, and like… girl, there’s actual tear...
Big, Bad & Barely Read: The Bill That Broke Elon

Big, Bad & Barely Read: The Bill That Broke Elon

by admin | Jun 5, 2025 | Donald Trump, Healthcare, Immigration, Legal Issues, Politics, USA

OMG okay so like buckle up babes, because we seriously need to talk about this hot mess express they’re calling the “Big Beautiful Bill”—or as Elon Musk is now calling it, the “Debt Slavery Bill” (yikes, dramatic much? But also… kinda fair??). So like, what is this...
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